Quiveration Sharlto Copley has a girlfriend Sarah probably won’t be too happy about this. Sharlto Copley arrived at LAX yesterday with his girlfriend Jeanne-Melanie Haasbroek. Didn’t know he had a girlfriend. Don’t know much about him at all. After all, District 9 was his first time in front of the camera. Before that By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:38 am
Smutty Surgery Her pretend face at the premiere Megan Fox’s weird pretend face was looking more weird and pretend than ever last night at the Hollywood premiere of Jonah Hex. Something about how flat the hair is on top, and the shape of her hair, it’s not a flattering look, it’s kinda like an alien By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:20 am
Parent Pimps Lilo tests clean? Apparently she tested alcohol-free after her scram went off. This is what her lawyer says, and TMZ reports that the Probation Department has cleared her, which means the judge will likely not be pissed in July when she’s supposed to show in court for a hearing that could have By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:05 am
LeAnn Rimes You have to eat your sh-t for a while LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian destroyed their marriages to be together. If it’s worth it, you have to eat it. You have to eat the sh-t for a while. Willingly. And you don’t f-cking complain, and you don’t turn yourself into a victim, because you got what By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 10:22 am
Kristen Stewart Twi-Hards victimise Emma Roberts So Emma Roberts was on The Tonight Show the same night as Robert Pattinson. Pattinson actually stayed in the chair for the second interview. I like this. I like a lot of about him this week. Drunk from too much Butterbeer? Anyway, Jay Leno begins his interview with Emma by By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 09:41 am
Style I’m convinced Tilda does this on purpose Written by Sarah From Kristen Stewart’s easy breezy steeze to Tilda Swinton’s what-the -f*ck-ever-this-is, it’s my day for fashion posts I guess. It’s because I wrote about Chris Evans and made fun of Zefron the other day. This is how Lainey puts me in my By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 09:29 am
Tori Spelling Bad combination Tori Spelling was in New York City last night promoting her new book. She keeps coming out with new books. Who the f-ck is reading these books? Who the f-ck is lining up for signed copies of these books? Why the f-ck aren't they reading good books? I By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 06:32 am
Girlcrushes The Kristen Stewart Style Book Written by Sarah This is how it’s done when you’re young and you’re fun. After a somewhat rough month in the media—first the Vogue kerfuffle then the controversial comments in Elle thing—Stewart, the actress who is supposed to be so dour and grim, bounced right By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 06:17 am
Maple Leaf For Lolan Lolan is a longtime reader. LONG time. And Lolan was not happy with me yesterday: Kellan Lutz bone to pick with you. Lainey, you really screwed your readers over by not including some sort of disclaimer with your "A Shirtless Career" post about Kellan Lutz. I clicked on By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 05:12 am
Amazingness The Spanish Presentation! White dress, skinny jeans, this was the Cruise attire last night on the red carpet in Spain for the premiere of Knight & Day. Am trying very hard to say good things, want very badly for Knight & Day to be a success. But it’s really hard when there’ By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 04:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Nic & Nic: two people in need Just announced yesterday – a new film called Trespass starring Oscar winners Nicole Kidman and Nicolas Cage, directed by Joel Schumacher, will begin production in August in New Orleans. Something about a husband and wife violently kidnapped only to unravel multiple layers of “betrayal and deception”. So in other words a By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 03:37 am
Freida Pinto Freida & Dev in Montreal Freida Pinto has been in Montreal shooting Immortals. Her boyfriend Dev Patel is in town to join her, seen here together leaving the gym yesterday after a workout. Dev can soon be seen in theatres in The Last Airbender. He plays the bad guy. Of course he does. Because brown By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 03:27 am
Style Party every night It’s been a pretty dress every night for Jennifer Lopez this week as she’s attended event after event in New York. Last night it was the Samsung 9th Annual Four Seasons of Hope Gala at Cipriani. Before that it was the Apollo. Tonight there’s probably something else. By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 10:16 am
Quiveration Missing Christian It’s been too long since Christian Bale was at the movies. Almost a year actually. Public Enemies last summer, right? This summer will be Bale-less as his next feature with Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter, doesn’t yet have a confirmed release date. Bale is slated for the third Batman By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 08:47 am
Bono Bono on break As you know, Bono had emergency back surgery in May necessitating the postponement of the North American leg of the U2 360 Degree tour until fall. He’s been convalescing at his home Eze-sur-Mer but on Sunday borrowed Sir Philip Green’s (Topshop) helicopter to go house shopping in Nice By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 07:06 am
Gorgessity Good hair, good suit, good interview I have a friend with a permanent hard-on for Robert Pattinson. Several of them actually. But this one in particular, she’s been campaigning to change me, to win me over to the “Rob side” as she calls it. And while my consistent response has been to tell her that By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 06:08 am
