Bad Style Porny Posehard My Porny showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Extraordinary Measures last night. This is a terrible title. But whatever. As you can see, Porny has been working out. Feeling confident about her body, she went with black legging jeans and flirted with her camel toe. She also decided on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 04:26 am
Girly Throw Downs Covers induce eyerolls Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline: By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 03:22 am
Jennifer Aniston John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any time. By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:48 am
Exclusives Reading Third Lip and touring with a douche You all had such a good time reading Bill Paxton’s lips the other day after the Golden Globes and deciphering whether or not he said he “lost to cancer” that we’re doing it again, this time with Third Lip Nicole Kidman. Did she drop a f-ck bomb on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2010 02:11 am
Sports Leo, Bar, Luke, Pete Leonardo DiCaprio is famously private. He does not want you in his business. He hates being on camera unless Marty Scorsese is behind it. Or Christopher Nolan. You get it. How uncharacteristic then that last night at the Laker game, Leo was front and centre with Bar Rafaeli, newly reunited. By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 09:14 am
Hook Ups New year, new crack love Or she’s trying to make Samantha Ronson jealous. Paps caught Lindsay Lohan out last night with a new beau. His name is Aurelien Wiik. He’s a French actor. To me he’s an Adam Brody clone. French Adam Brody and Lilo were kissing. At a private party inside By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 07:15 am
Amazingness Man. Men. Anna Wintour f-cked it up this month. GQ achieved the opposite. It’s Johnny Depp. Shirtless. Leading the 25 Most Stylish Men for 2010. Word. This is apparently a new photo shoot. So can you imagine the pages inside? The magazine’s website however is even better: The 50 Most By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 05:52 am
Media Manipulation Find a new trick Jen. Dude. This is old. Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 04:54 am
Twilight Where will they shoot it? Exclusive Some non-romance related updates for you Twi-Hards, this has to do with shooting location in response to the daily flurry of emails I receive for production information related to the 4th and possibly 5th movie(s). You’ll recall I was the first to report that due to provincial By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 04:31 am
Jennifer Lopez Where have you been???!!!??? Everyone has been sending me links of Jennifer Lopez’s appearance on George Lopez. She delivered the monologue. Mama f-ckin’ OWNED the monologue. Damn! Where have you been??? The singing JLo is over. The acting JLo is over. But the talk show JLo? I like it. I like it a By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 03:42 am
Maple Leaf Best Globes Spastic: Brendan Fraser I was all over it during our live blog on Sunday night and then totally forgot in the rush of getting out the photos yesterday. Then my friend L emailed and it all came back. This moment, like WHO’s NATALIE????????????????????, totally made my Globes. It’s the small gifts By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 03:05 am
Amazingness Dr Horrible + GLEE! Ausiello is reporting it. Says he found out at the Globes. And there are indeed several shots of Ryan Murphy and NPH tete-a-tete at an afterparty... Neil Patrick Harris to guest star on Glee! Word is the fine points are still being worked out including whether or not CBS will By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 02:43 am
Girlcrushes We missed you on Sunday Cate Blanchett won the Critics Award as Best Actress for playing Blanche DuBois in the Sydney Theatre Company’s production of A Streetcar Named Desire yesterday. Big surprise. From Sydney to DC to NYC, if you’ve seen her on stage, you know she practically reinvented the role. As reviewed By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 02:29 am
Intro for Jan 19, 2010 Dear Gossips, There was an insightful article on Megan Fox in the NY Times late last Fall examining Fox’s PR dilemma: having come so far so fast, how do you stay this year’s girl when the year is almost over? Indeed...how? Especially when even the boys seem By Lainey • Jan 19, 2010 02:06 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One team left NFL Playoffs. My Dolphins were out a long time ago. By virtue of divisional rivalry, I cannot and will not root for the Jets. Hate Brett Favre even though I’m happy the Vikings destroyed the Cowboys, and while I am a fan of Peyton Manning as a personality, I By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 11:28 am
Keith Urban Granny gets down! Before the Golden Globes, on Saturday night, there was a dinner in LA as part of Australia Week 2010 in honour Simon Baker. Granny Freeze turned up with Keith Urban and they serenaded the man of the hour. No, she can’t dance for sh-t. But Nicole Kidman finally lets By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 08:40 am
