Intro for Dec 28, 2009 Dear Gossips, Last night I sabred my first bottle of champagne. Jacek was standing by with cell phone in hand ready to call the paramedics. I am ordinarily a clumsy motherf-cker and some people jack it on their maiden voyages. But this, a sabre and a champagne bottle in my By Lainey • Dec 28, 2009 01:32 am
Glee Best of 2009: Glee! We met Sue Sylvester in 2009. And track suits have never been the same. From Puck to Artie, and Kurt to the dumb blonde cheerleader (are we supposed to learn her name? because I can never seem to remember it but I wonder if that’s the point…?), I love By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 08:59 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy & Jesus Today’s GOOP is all about Jesus. More profundity from the Paltrow. Aiya, quit with the spirituality and give us some good shallow bullsh-t. Curiously enough, Gwyneth is ending 2009 the same way she ended 2008. Back then her marriage was also under scrutiny as she was spotted in Miami By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 04:48 am
Amazingness Best of 2009: Neil Patrick Harris He was everywhere, but not too much. He was nominated but didn’t win. He is nominated for a Golden Globe but will not host the show. He did however host the Tony Awards and the Emmy Awards and totally owned both nights and looked really, really handsome doing it. By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 03:22 am
Bad Style Robo’s lumberjack heels Katie Holmes went shopping yesterday on her own … with bodyguards. Wonder what Little Sci is getting from Hermes. Along the way, she ran into a friend and remembered how to smile. Exhausted from all the money spending, Katie hit up the Starbucks for a coffee break. You will note, she’ By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 02:40 am
Photo Assumption Country B Photo Assumption She was photographed at the Sens game the other night watching her fiancé on the ice and appearing to study her own new ice. Experts are estimating that Carrie Underwood’s engagement ring from Mike Fisher is valued anywhere from $150K to a million dollars. It certainly looks big enough. By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 02:16 am
Jennifer Aniston Sweethearts at the Golden Globes Now that the nominations have been announced, and the host Ricky Gervais, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is slow releasing names. Presenter names. Their list has been marquee off the top starting with Robert DeNiro and Leonardo DiCaprio attending in honour of Martin Scorsese who will receive the Cecil B By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 09:37 am
Break Ups Why now? Came home from errands to find out that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins are done. Her publicist released a statement first to People.com: "Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer. No further comments will be By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 09:22 am
Dumbass Worst of 2009: Robo Dance For weeks she was at the dance studio, and the paps were waiting, and the publicists were whipping us all into an anticipatory frenzy – Katie Holmes to perform on So You Think You Can Dance! Then she went to Australia to film a new movie… What? Oh, so it was By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 05:23 am
Best of 2009 Best of 2009: Kristen Stewart steeze Apart from that dumbass Harper’s Bazaar shoot for the Sears catalogue which was totally not her fault, Kristen Stewart made very few missteps this year on and off the carpet. Not everyone can pull off a Joan Jett mullet the way Kristen Stewart pulls off a mullet – with a By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 03:53 am
Quiveration Tobey & Leo BFFs They grew up in the business together, they’ve remained close after all these years. Last night Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio sat courtside on a boys’ night out at the Laker game. First time, perhaps ever, that Tobey has communicated with my quiver trigger. He’s hot, non? And By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 03:07 am
Quiveration I would sit in his lap When I was readjusting the Freebie 5 the other day, I thought about adding Eminem. But, gulp, at the risk of disgusting my friends, especially Laura, who yells at me in all caps whenever Slim Shady brings the moist, the way I feel about Em isn’t so much Freebie By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 02:27 am
Break Ups Ex in the City: Coincidence or conspiracy? Reese Witherspoon was spotted in New York yesterday on her own supposedly to take a few meetings. As you know, Reese is single now. She and Jakey broke up. Curiously enough however, a new item just appeared on People.com this morning. Jake Gyllenhaal is apparently in New York too. By Lainey • Dec 23, 2009 02:12 am
B-tchFace Best of 2009: American Sweetheart BitchFace Nothing like a bitchface that lies underneath the milk and honey. And for so many it’s so hard to believe. Because most of her characters have such sunny dispositions. Again, why is it that people can easily accept that politicians are liars and never the actors when the actors By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 10:32 am
Matthew Morrison Mr Schue isn’t gay That’s what he said. New interview with Elle Magazine. Pretty funny, actually. Asks him point blank about those rumours. No doubt you’ve all seen that photo of him supposedly kissing some other dude in a club? It was a fake. So he claims he’s straight, then he By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Season's Greetings from The Chosen One It’s 3 days to Christmas, when all through the land, Brangelunatics were stirring… They need a motherf-cking fix! Gentle, said the Shiloh. For I am here. And there she was. To ensure that the crazies could enjoy the holiday. It’s NY nostalgia for me and Jacek, felt even By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 08:21 am
