Smutty Surgery Third Lip, red lips, and big teeth Third Lip was painted red yesterday at the London premiere of Nine. Third Lip looks smaller in red, non? Or is that because the teeth are now so big? Many of you have written to remark on Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s teeth. Do they seem enlarged? Veneers? Poor Third By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 02:31 am
Coincidence or conspiracy A well timed date The cutest dimpliest couple in Hollywood stepped out last night for a dinner date followed by ice cream. Awwwww. Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner worked together on Valentine’s Day, then when released from set, they hooked up at Benihana finishing their night off with dessert. Adorable, yes. Well timed? By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 02:03 am
Intro for Dec 04, 2009 Dear Gossips, The National Board of Review named Up in the Air the Best Film of 2009 yesterday and also released its Top 10 films of the year as follows in alphabetical order: An Education, (500) Days of Summer, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Invictus, The Messenger, A Serious Man, By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 01:47 am
Famewhores The Italian Queen now and then Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney’s dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far. Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year’s By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 10:36 am
Cheese She always comes through… When I need her. It’s been a rough week work-wise and other. Also I’ve been training like a fiend and “eating healthy” pre-holidays which means chicken every day, hate chicken to begin with, and nothing greasy and certainly no fried rice. Where is the joy? There is no By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 10:28 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy and Blair Waldorf 2009 was a light year for Gwyneth on the work front. By the way, her last film Two Lovers was just named by the National Board of Review as one of the Top 10 independent films of the year. But Gwyneth, in the midst of rumoured marital discord, will be By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 08:06 am
B-tchFace Pink and BitchFace I’ve seen a lot of BitchFace in my day. And Reese Witherspoon’s BitchFace ranks as one of the top BitchFaces in the business. She will cut you with her eye and make you wish you’d never been born. She will curl her upper lip into a sneer By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 07:13 am
Bad Style Up in the Air Opens tomorrow. You must go see. Up in the Air has scored a 92% rating among Top Critics on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s considered a major contender during awards season, and this is George Clooney’s best performance. I screened it with a theatre full of journalists at TIFF. They By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 06:10 am
Saoirse Ronan More young steeze Emma Watson, Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning… not all the young ones are skank ones. Add Saoirse Ronan to the list. She is 15, currently on a major promotional tour for The Lovely Bones, showed up in New York last night perfectly styled and has, in fact, been perfectly styled all By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 04:58 am
Parent Pimps Please look like this all the time This is what Noah Cyrus, 9 year old sister of Miley, looks like when they don’t skank her all up like a pageant girl. Totally normal, ordinary, even cute, right? Except of course for the naked fameloving all over her face. Nothing can mask that. Noah was hanging out By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 03:19 am
Cheating Loins Lilo crosses Alba Oh there will be hell to pay. Us Weekly reports that Lindsay Lohan hit up a club last week with Cash Warren and according to witnesses, within half an hour, the two were mashing mouths: "It was raw. They were not shy." Lilo has denied the claims, insisting By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:47 am
Cheating Loins Hope for Tiger? Tea Leoni and David Duchovny were in New York last night at the Unicef Snowflake Ball, a very public official show of togetherness, seeming to have successfully moved beyond his sex addictions and subsequent infidelities. Tea’s not a dumbass, not a bimbo who mutely takes what’s put before By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 02:08 am
Intro for Dec 03, 2009 Dear Gossips, The Tiger Woods mess continues to dominate headlines. Meanwhile Britney Spears turned 28 rather uneventfully. In fact, while Woods covers every tabloid and will continue to do so through today as one of his extramarital broads is holding a presser, Britney is covering the new issue of Elle, By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 01:43 am
Girlcrushes The Master goes to work Cate Blanchett arriving at the theatre today in advance of her performance. A Streetcar Named Desire, Blanche DuBois, and one of the great actors of a generation. And thanks to you teases who’ve seen and shared your thoughts – from Australia to Washington, obviously it’s unanimous: she is outstanding. By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 10:57 am
Amazingness This is the face There really is no point to this post because we don’t need one. It’s Joan f-cking Collins. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. There’s nothing to bitch about here. And there’s only one bitch in the room when she’s in the room. Joan was in By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 10:40 am
Hook Ups Ginny & Grindelwald Young, pretty Harry Potter Brits dating. I’m all over it. The latest: Bonnie Wright who plays Ginny and Jamie Campbell Bower who will be Gellert Grindelwald were spotted this past weekend leaving the EA British Academy Children’s Awards together. Very cute. Grindelwald of course was at one time By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 08:02 am
