Break Ups Dividing the friends Guy Ritchie went out with Jason Statham and Trudie Styler the other night. Trudie of course was the one who set him up with Madonna so many years ago. I wonder if they’ve amicably divided the friends. Jacek and I have already talked about this in the event of By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 08:41 am
Ebola Victims RUN FOR COVER EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural. Supernatural shoots in Vancouver. Ebola is COMING TO By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 07:25 am
Dumbass Geriatric and a beater Chris Brown apparently gets formally sentenced tomorrow. After that, Radar is reporting he’ll be talking to Larry King as his handlers are arranging it so that he can “get his apology across without facing brutal questioning.” Right. Because Larry King now deals in soft balls. No balls! Remember his By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 07:01 am
Victoria Beckham Posh October? I first wrote about this last week – click here for a refresher - that gossips out of the UK were reporting that Anna Wintour finally relented, and that Posh, after heeding Anna’s orders, removing her tits, and staying out of the pap eye for a while, has been rewarded By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 06:19 am
Gossip Girl For Lara Duana hosted Lara’s stag a couple of weeks ago. And now everyone’s counting down to Lara’s wedding. But Lara is fixated on Gossip Girl. She emailed this morning hoping for photos of Hilary Duff on the set and imagining her and Chuck together. Clearly the bride has By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 06:12 am
Jennifer Aniston 40 and Fabulous! wears leather Don’t forget the exclamation point. It’s not just 40 and Fabulous. It must be 40 and Fabulous! This is how it was shoved down our throats last February when Jennifer Aniston celebrated her milestone birthday. And it’s how she continues to sell it on the cover of By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 05:41 am
Gorgessity The beautiful Demi Demi Moore’s face f-cks up my sh-t. Seriously. It’s crazy. It’s SO ridiculously beautiful. And well preserved. Without looking preserved. Without freaking you out. No Madge styles. No Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman styles. No painful peel marks. And creepy cheek implants. She doesn’t have 6 lips. By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 04:58 am
Quiveration James & Julia Somebody emailed me a couple of weeks ago calling Laura a shrew for blocking me from sitting on James Franco’s lap at Sundance at a couple of years ago. forwarded it to her. She was not amused. And now, since he’s my #1, I never want to talk By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 04:31 am
Twilight Vampire arrival Under the cloak of night. A little dramatic, sure, but lately Twilight has been all about the drama. Aside from Nikki Reed arriving with Paris Latsis yesterday however there wasn’t much drama about several cast members coming in to Vancouver. Knowing Twi-Hards though, they’ll find something to tweak By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 03:53 am
Twilight Charlie Bewley is not working He’s a Twilight cast member and happened to arrive yesterday in Vancouver when many of the Cullens did but is not expected for production. Charlie’s here on his own time, his own dime, because there’s a girl? Well, the paps thought it was a girlfriend because they By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 03:28 am
Intro for Aug 04, 2009 Dear Gossips, And so it begins. Twilight Eclipse begins shooting soon where I live, in Vancouver, which means our city will once again be taken over by Twi-Hards from far and wide, spending their vacations in beautiful British Columbia stalking the streets hoping for a glimpse of Robert Pattinson so By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 03:13 am
Ebola Victims Infection in Vancouver Am all over Nikki Reed. Was all over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson. But am definitely not all over her relationship with Paris Latsis. How long does Ebola Infection last? Some say it can last a lifetime. Paris Latsis was once engaged to that piece of sh-t By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 05:51 pm
Quiveration Holiday bonus 2: Vampire Eric’s feet don’t smell Have not seen the latest episode of True Blood. Don’t want to leave Whistler but can’t wait to get home to the PVR. And if my digital box somehow f-cked it up I will Twi-Hard on someone’s ass. These photos of Alexander Skarsgard at LAX will help By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 01:29 pm
Quiveration Holiday bonus: my favourite Cullen He’s much lower profile than so many of the others – at least on a day to day, week to week pap schedule. Love him. And it makes the holiday so much sweeter, especially since posting today ended up being more of a regular schedule. Thanks to Dorin for these By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 12:09 pm
Famewhores Shelf Ass at the Hollywood Bowl Photos from Shelfy’s 3 day run at the Hollywood Bowl in Guys & Dolls – and how did she do? Well the LA Times called her “glowing” – click here to read the review - and focused more on her appearance than her actual performance, although the point of their piece By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 09:41 am
Famewhores Size 2 is a dumbass And a famewhore. And if I’m CBS, and she twisted her ankle and couldn’t work as a result of playing tennis in wedge heels, I’d withhold her pay. This is what it’s like on the Grouse Grind - a 3km hike up a mountain, 2,800 By Lainey • Aug 03, 2009 08:46 am
