Scarlett Johansson Iron Man is horny It’s not like I’m in any hurry to get older… but so many things happen in the future, and the future can’t come fast enough. Is there a way to do it without aging? Anyway, Iron Man 2 is 9 months away. But already it’s landed By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 05:52 am
Quiveration The Angels bake The Holy Twins turned 1 on Sunday. Of course there was a celebration. Of course People.com has the exclusive details. This is what happens when you pay over $20 million for baby photos. Turns out the Brange stayed in with the family. The inlaw Pitts flew in from out By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 05:13 am
Katherine Heigl Princess AssTalk gets shut out There were several unforgivable omissions this morning when the Emmy nominations were announced. But there was also one very, very, VERY satisfying one. Remember last year the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl made headlines because she was all like I’m withdrawing from Emmy consideration because the writers suck By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 04:03 am
Justin Timberlake Tina leads, FNL ignored, and the Pip! Emmy Awards were announced this morning and once again, Friday Night Lights was totally overlooked. What will it take??? Simon Baker? In The Mentalist? He’s hot. But please. And enough of Grey’s Anatomy in the Supporting Categories. The show sucks. By the way, True Blood was ignored too. By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 03:23 am
Parent Pimps Old hags at a fashion show Who’s older? It’s hard to say. Dina and Ali Lohan showed up at some fashion show last night in New York looking like two cougar sisters escaped from the small town letting loose in the big city. Ali’s real age, if you can believe it, is actually By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 02:45 am
Maple Leaf Whip It for the girls! Thanks to Emily H for the heads up. Emily normally has her panties twisted over Kristen Stewart. But Ellen Page just might be her one true love. A better placed, orientation-wise that is, infatuation. Ellen Page is the star of Juno. And we’ve not seen her in a while. By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 01:10 pm
Amazingness Let me teach you how to bitchface From the grand dame herself. This is Sophia Loren today giving us great bitchface arriving in Venice where there’s a street being named after her tomorrow. Needless to say, she doesn’t like the lighting. Sophia is very, very particular about her lighting. It must be soft, but not By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 11:23 am
Shia LaBeouf I would run with you We have great running trails in Vancouver. In the forest, massive trees that keep it warm in the winter and cool in the summer, perfect for the dogs, and hilly sections for a challenge. Jacek hates running. Jacek hates cardio. I used to run in there all the time by By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 09:37 am
Quiveration Jude fights bad taste Despite his cheesedick sheer shirt from last week, Jude Law is very, very, VERY close to making it on the Freebie 5. Thanks to Shakespeare. Jude and Hamlet are fighting the good fight. They will not let good taste die. No matter how hard Stephenie Meyer tries to kill it, By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 08:45 am
Douchebags Smart Shelfy, Grumpy Pip He’s walking her dog. She made sure we’d see he’s walking her dog – this is Justin Timberlake out and about with Jessica Biel’s remaining pet. Yesterday he was feeling crabby and took it out on a pap. Today it’s a much healthier outlet for his By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 08:13 am
Twilight Let’s play Poor “Rob” Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response: He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 05:27 am
Hayden Panettiere Sit DOWN Lolita Have finally gotten around to reading Hayden Panettiere’s interview with Details. Another entitled child star, smug as sh-t, imbued with that peculiar sense of “specialness” that comes from parent pimps – you were born to do this, you are a star, you are better, more talented, prettier, MORE SPECIAL than By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 05:04 am
Exclusives LipGloss & Bruno Thanks to Michelle who went to see The Hangover last night and ended up on line for tickets in front of LipGloss Zac Efron. (See you tonight at the bbq!) As mentioned on Monday, Zac is town to shoot The Death & Life and Charlie St Cloud. He went to By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 03:55 am
BFFs Becks has a new ring Of roses. 10 roses around his arm, a brand new tat, to symbolise 10 years of marriage. He showed it off during practice the other day and again last night upon arrival in New York. Becks is with the Galaxy, in town for a match against the New York Red By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 03:27 am
Lindsay Lohan Up all night On her Twitter, crack tweeting nonsense while she’s waiting for the crash. Lilo just a few hours ago seemed like she’d managed to push Samantha Ronson away again, or is fighting with her father. It’s a toss up. First this: being lied to after being my father& By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 02:47 am
Break Ups He peed on Porny’s love Why did Romo walk out on Porny? According to Radar John Mayer’s been f-cking around again. Word is everything between Jessica Simpson and QB1 was great…until last Thursday when he found out that Douchebag was still texting her. She was all cagey about the messages and when he By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 12:22 pm
