Quiveration Hot Harry on a Horse and Tom Ford? Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 03:50 am
Famewhores Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 03:24 am
Intro for Oct 03, 2008 Dear Gossips, Will Tina Fey be back on SNL tomorrow night? After last night, she certainly has the material. And Ausiello is reporting that Queen Latifah is now in talks to play moderator Gwen Ifill…if she can get to the studio on time. Apparently the Brange is causing traffic By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 03:03 am
Gwyneth Paltrow BFFs with Madge & Gwynnie? As promised – Rachel McAdams was in London yesterday for the Sherlock Holmes announcement. Love Rachel but these photos…sigh… it’s all about RDJ. Anyway… She’ll be living there during filming and I’m told does not want to stay at the hotel. My sources say Ryan will visit By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 11:48 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy Ragu! I’ve not subscribed to my Gwyneth’s goop.com. Not because I don’t support her…but because I don’t care about domestics. You couldn’t pay me to be interested in olive oil. And I don’t give a sh*t about linens. Or how to turn By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 10:48 am
Douchebags Shannen Doherty, John Mayer, Pee Look…I get it that dudes get off on images involving suggestive liquids. Like a mudfight. Or a jello bath. Or milk running down the side of a woman’s mouth. Madonna’s Express Yourself video. I get it. What I don’t get is the rationale from the boys By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 09:20 am
Kate Hudson Girl Bonding Multigenerational girl bonding last night in London at Cipriani. The ladies of Nine went out for dinner: Kate Hudson, Fergie, my Marion Cotillard, even Dame Judi Dench… and holding court – none other than the legendary Sophia Loren! Look at her! Still so magnificent! Missing cast members from the evening gossip By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 08:37 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Sean & Robin’s night out Seems like almost everyone is in New York right now: the Brange, the Brit, Tom and Robo, and even Madonna and her ex husband too! On the heels of James Franco revealing that Sean still texts Madge? The scene is ripe for smut. Love it. Sean Penn and Robin Wright By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 07:44 am
Sports Can’t play, will marry? The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 06:00 am
Hook Ups This ass couldn’t hold Gerry What? Shame. Looks like that hook up between Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler during TIFF was a one night only because despite her high hopes, Gerry returned to LA and decided to keep his options open. Check out this TMZ video of Mr Spittle trying to bone up on a By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 04:37 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried in blue It’s the ruching up the front of the dress. Not unlike the ruching up Mary Louise Parker’s dress at the Emmys. Someone wrote to me at the time, said it’s the total Guess by George Marciano look. Exactly. Cheap, mall club-wear that proves she’s still fried By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:56 am
Gorgessity Taking a break with casual Cam Can we get through today, you think, without fresh candids of the Shelf Ass and the Pips? After all, they’ve been in Rome for days. Is it possible that on just ONE of them they’d be able to elude the paps? Doubtful. Let’s take refuge then, albeit By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:41 am
Sports Z and Lochte They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 03:29 am
Catherine Zeta Jones Who got a peel? Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:53 am
Famewhores A Rare Miss They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her By Lainey • Oct 02, 2008 02:43 am
Bad Style What can she do? Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked By Lainey • Oct 01, 2008 10:30 am
