The Disappointing Lake House Is it good or bad when you laugh at the parts that are supposed to be sad??? So there we were, me and Darren, faghag and homo, out for a chick flick, expecting to be Notebooked by Sandy and Keanu"s latest but instead of blubbering with love and By Lainey • Jun 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jim & Jenny: first photos I am all over this couple. And I am all over the first good shots we"ve seen of the two of them together - very, very cute, non? What I object to is her ensemble, particularly the capri length pants. It"s one thing to work out By Lainey • Jun 18, 2006 08:00 am
Anna improves She looks kinda cute here, non? Is it possible? Is Anna Kournikova eating again? Hmmm…somehow I doubt it. After all, as me and my gay were saying the other day, eating is Rose in Titanic - so 1997, don"t you think? I mean, who the hell eats By Lainey • Jun 18, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Golddigger: Kfed in Miami The swagger is back bitches. And why the hell not? As every tabloid and gossip blog proclaimed his defeat, Kfed did eventually win the latest battle. Which explains the return of the trademark Federline rapacity, in full force at Mansion this weekend, on yet another club visit to promote his By Lainey • Jun 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law The Daily Boring: Kate Beckinsale You know why I was so impressed with her MTV Movie Awards ensemble? It’s because this girl has a tendency to overdress. It’s like the Oscars EVERY night! So she’s in this new movie with Adam Sandler called Click. It’s a comedy. Starring Adam Sandler. Who By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Bosworth Kate Bosworth: a thin chronology New photos surfaced today and everyone seems to be losing their sh*t over how thin she is. … May I ask why? Is this new? She doesn’t look any skinnier than she did last October on the beach. Or a year before that, rockin’ her bulimic jaw in a By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Britney vs Julia and the world Did she really call her kids her “booboos”??? And did she really call out Julia Roberts for being a homewrecker too? Did she really say her “maid” was a “slacker”??? I hope you watched it. Please tell me you did. A full hour of Britney – it was SO worth it. By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Posh rocks Is there any wonder why I love this bitch? Look at her! Look.At.Her! The shortest of shorts, the tiniest of legs, those boots – the frickin’ boots! In 30 degree weather!!! Seriously, gossips…who else but The Posh? Who else??? And if that’s not enough – what about Romeo, By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
The Firecrotch & the Dance Floor Battle Normal people fight over email. Or lunch. Or over the telephone. Celebrities, on the other hand, prefer the boogie down method. No words just moves. And according to People Magazine, Lindsay and Paris scrapped it out at a night club the other night until 7 in the morning. While the By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica’s Maxim tits Have you seen her Maxim cover? Love the caption “The World’s Most Horrifying Pets” right next to her big ass wig. Love it! In the article she talks about her kissing style, her flirting style – something about doing a shoulder shimmy which, when you think about it, really is By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Elton John Searching for Little Sci Now that every high profile baby has been birthed and pimped and photographed and even worshipped in some cases, one huge question remains: Where in the world is Little Sci? Naturally her absence is prompting many gossips the world over to conclude that there was never really a baby in By Lainey • Jun 16, 2006 08:00 am
Denise Richards Geri Halliwell & the c-section slimdown So she just had a baby like 3 weeks ago. Now take a look at the before and after. Would it surprise you if I told you she had a c-section? I know we"ve been through this and it"s by no means an original topic of By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston The Daily Boring: Surprise! It"s Jennifer Aniston! Ok so here"s the thing. I think this is a lovely, sexy, exciting dress. Black, yes. But it is original and interesting and I really, really wish she could have worked it. Because - aside from the fact that the sun damage is getting kind of alarming - By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee emerges Aside from the fact that she has a seriously disturbed (read: non existent) relationship with food, I do like Renee Zellweger. I believe her as an actress. She is incredibly versatile, she is not always Rachel Green, she seems truly committed to her "craft", and since getting through By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Alecia Beth Moore Posh in Pink Speaking of women who should smile more often - Vicky and the other wives went out for dinner tonight, putting on a united front in support of their team. Save it on the comments about her twiggy legs and her alien head. It"s like beating a dead horse. By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Simpson The Firecrotch & the War on all fronts Seems my girl Lohan is engaged in not one but two full scale catfights against a couple of equally lascivious opponents. On the left there"s Paris Hilton who, according to Page Six, is still holding a grudge about Lindsay"s shortlived romp with her Greek Giant. The By Lainey • Jun 14, 2006 08:00 am
