Best Fantasy: JT & Jakey This is MY ride, ok? And I’d fight you bitches all the way to the front of the line so step off. My fantasy. My JT/Jakey Sandwich. Thank you. By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Best Plastic: Kate Beckinsale And that’s saying a lot, especially in this town. Skin looks a tad dehydrated but what do you expect from a chain smoker? The woman is a fiend! Still…I do love the throwback to the 80s – it’s so very “now”, reminded me of M + M from the By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Most Unflattering: Famke Janssen I just came home from seeing X3 (more on that later) and she is so gorgeous in that arty model way with her hair and her cute little lisp and her long body but my goddess did she f&ck it up last night. Not even a giant Euro By Lainey • Jun 04, 2006 08:00 am
Nick Lachey Nick up, Jess down Us Weekly is reporting that Nick has a new girl. Her name is Kim Kardashian, daughter of Robert, who you might remember as OJ"s lawyer. Kim looks hot. Hot and brunette and probably rich. Isn"t it ironic that in the intricate world of PR messaging, Nick By Lainey • Jun 01, 2006 08:00 am
Pamela Anderson Fashion Cares Party with the gays! Will be covering the 20th Annual Fashion Cares: M.A.C. Viva Glam 20 event for eTalk on Saturday night. My first report from the red carpet! Pam Anderson is expected, Dsquared2 is expected, Prince"s new protégé is expected but more importantly, all the By Lainey • Jun 01, 2006 08:00 am
Britney learns manual transmission Rumour has it this is a new Porsche. Here she is getting lessons in stick from an instructor, gladly taken as yet another sign of emancipation by optimistic fans. More importantly, another day has gone by without a husband/wife sighting. A good sign, yes. But I have no idea By Lainey • Jun 01, 2006 08:00 am
The Daily WTF: Steven Seagal We were on the Metro in Paris one day and we zoomed by this billboard and I swear to goddess I thought I saw something about a Steven Seagal concert and I couldn"t get another look so I dismissed it, chalking it up to jetlag and nicotine hallucinations. By Lainey • Jun 01, 2006 08:00 am
Janet Jackson Pacey Witter"s love abundance Ever since I wrote about him the other day, the local smut is filling my inbox. So Joshua Jackson is from Vancouver, lives in my neighbourhood for a few months every year. Has a kick ass place, rents it out so it doesn"t sit empty, and makes full By Lainey • Jun 01, 2006 08:00 am
The Celebration of Mariah Hoff There is the Hoff who is unmatchable in Hoffness. And then there is Mariah. Because Mariah is the Hoff with tits. Mariah oozes Hoff. Mariah is Hoff jiggle and Hoff wiggle and shameless Hoff overdose. How can you not adore Mariah??? Check her out in NYC, fresh off the announcement By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise: soulmates in dance I really, really hope you had a chance to see the Tom Cruise BET dance video before it was pulled down. As I said at the time, it was the greatest moment in television history. This gay man clearly can"t dance. But just when you thought no one By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Lopez shops and covers I"m not native to LA but I"ll hazard a guess and say that in the middle of the afternoon during the month of May, you don"t need a wool sweater. Not that that"s definitive proof that La Lopez is expecting…but still. By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Angelina Jolie Cindy & Rande on the beach Another celebrity on bumpwatch. Something about her having a gut the other day while leaving a restaurant. No clue if it"s true. But I do know she seems to be a woman of remarkable fortitude, considering the word on the street about his alleged infidelities. Still…on the By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Liev & Naomi light up NYC At a screening for Omen, co-starring the increasingly androgynous Julia Stiles. Never found him attractive before but wow. On this night, Liev Schreiber is a sexy beast. And Naomi Watts is a sexy bitch. And they look wonderful together. Some people say she"ll make it to the altar By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kfed cleanshaven You think you know and then when it happens, you actually find out you don"t know at all. Because Kevin Federline decided to un-thug hisself for Item Magazine and the result has left me feeling dirtier than I did when he was still trying to be black. Highlights By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen loves the kids Thanks to DB in Chicago who says that Angelina is not the only child-friendly Pitt lover in the world. It appears Jennifer Aniston has a soft spot for kids too so perhaps we can chalk up her frosty discomfort about babysitting on Regis to Shiloh stress? It must be hard… By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Beautiful Monica Bellucci So here"s what I love about Monica Bellucci. She"s apparently a huge, huge star in Europe. They go bananas for her. And she"s getting older, no spring chicken these days. But check out her face. There are some lines, yes. And if we" By Lainey • May 30, 2006 08:00 am
