Reese Witherspoon Reese Witherspoon - the backlash begins? They build you up, they tear you down. It is a common post-Oscar affliction and if it is indeed happening to Reese, she wouldn't be the first. Nicole, Gwyneth, Julia, Halle - all suffered from Best Actress backlash after their wins. Perhaps it's the way of By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston: looking good in Vogue Take a look at the new, improved, tough "don"t pity me" Jen in the pages of April Vogue from JJB. Quite lovely thouugh I"m not a huge fan of her pucker, particularly because of the way it accentuates the chin. Thank Goddess for the By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Joaquin Phoenix Joaquin in red OK, don"t kill me but could you see Joaquin and Drew together? She"s peppy, he"s morose. She makes fluffy romantic comedies, he makes depressing indie flicks with death and destruction at every turn. She was a child star, he was a child star. She By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Drew fabu Not personally a fan of black and brown but other than that, I love it, love it, love it. Drew at 30 is the best she"s ever been. And I hear she"s trying to quit smoking. Wonder what that means… By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Last Word Still marking Oscar ballots. Am trying to find the time. But if it"s any help, the high score right now is 19 correct predictions out of 24. Fresh smut on Thurdsay night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez La Lopez: happy and fit As illustrated in these attached photos from JJB, Jennifer Lopez is clearly not pregnant, unless ass deliveries have become the new breakthrough in celebrity birthing technique. Damn that booty is something else. And what I would give to rub my cheek against it before settling in for a mac truck By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Natalie Portman All about Lola It was pissing rain this morning. I left my house in jeans and a hoodie not expecting to have to look decent. Greasy stinky hair in a Britney top knot, comfy but not exactly style-rockin’ Merrell mocs, and then of course I get the call to interview Lola for an By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
Sienna Miller Intro for Mar 14, 2006 Dear gossips, Yesterday it was an exclusive statement from Lola Skye. Today it was an exclusive meeting. We met for coffee, we clarified tabloid reports about the nature of her relationship with Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller, we dished a little on movies and music and clothes, and then we By Lainey • Mar 14, 2006 07:00 am
From Dominique: on foolproof perfume I love the smut! Never stop! But you are getting too popular! Your website is so slow! Quick question: what is your slam dunk perfume? Dear Dominique, I received quite a few emails about the same thing. I own several scents but in my humble experience, nothing works better than By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Last Word Big shout out to Vicky in memory of Gatsby her gossip cat who passed away recently after brave 2nd battle with cancer. Gatsby was apparently a big fan of smut and enjoyed reading alongside his owner every morning as soon as my column came out. I also want to pass By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Ioan Gruffudd From Nicolette W: Ioan Gruffudd for Winona Ryder? maybe it"s the wine talking (again) but i wonder if super cute british(?) actor Ioan Gruffudd - he of the loin-quiver-inducing horatio the hornblower on pbs (do you know of what i speak?) could be intriguing enough for winona. he"s certianly f*cking hot enough. if By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez From Sarah: on SMG and Freddie Curious on your take on Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. I have to admit to loving SMG"s diva-in-training self once upon a time. I even somewhat liked her hookup with FPJ since she managed to snag him when he was at his peak, and she appeared By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs From Steph: Diddy is Mr Popular? Is it puff daddy? i thought that i read that somewhere. oops was that in one of your previous columns? if so....shame on me Dear Steph, It"s not Diddy. You"re looking for someone much more universally appreciated. By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Gael Garcia Bernal From Rhonda: Gael Garcia Bernal is Mr Popular? Mr. Popular loves Pretty Woman . . . Should Frida be spelled with just an "i", as in Frida Kahlo? Did this incident take place in Mexico? Are we talking Gael Garcia Bernal? Or is the location the only thing relevant to Mexico? Dear Rhonda, My bad. It is indeed Frida By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Kate Bosworth From Sue P: Kate Bosworth is a famewhore? Anything for attention.You say someone with a "subtler enhancement," i.e. flatchested --and "success by association" --i.e. couldn"t make a blip on the radar without her famous boyfriend, Orlando Bloom. I"m guessing the newly-nippled Kate Bosworth Dear Sue, It" By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
