Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: Faghag #1 Me too! Me too! Love love love my queer boys! Except that I wish Jessie could find a better homo. Seriously, everything about Ken Paves (her hairstylist) gives me the willies. From the gaunt, stubbled face, to the too-thin-to-be-natural frame, to the Euro pointy man-flats which might be all the By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
Staying on the Barrymore bandwagon A very delicious Drew at some hoity toity fashionista event the other night from Saving Face. MUCH better than the waify body she"s been dragging around for the last couple of years. And much, much better than that old bag of bones Anna Wintour who is probably mortified By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Back on the Jolie bandwagon I am a fickle bitch. And several weeks ago, Angelina Jolie occupied a firm spot on my Freebie 5. Then she got all domestic and I booted her to make room for Jake Gyllenhaal. And f*ck, do I ever regret that. I might be hard on the Pitts and By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
Tommy Lee Oscar campaigns - Week 1 On the heels of the nomination announcements last week, Oscar campaigns are officially before us. So I hope you haven"t made your picks yet because right now, it"s about waiting and assessing. Much has been written about the fact that Brokeback is far from a lock. By Lainey • Feb 05, 2006 07:00 am
Keri Russell From Liz R: two guesses I am guessing SJP as the dirty girl who ashes around the house and drives the help to reach for the booze. Oui ou Non? As for one half of the gaydar duo my guess is Russell Crowe. He is one dude who flies off the handle at anything and By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Kimberly Stewart She can"t finish Miss Thing has been hitting the sauce. Hard. And when she"s intoxicated, she"s even more lascivious than usual. Same sex propositions are not uncommon except there are usually no takers. Not surprising all things considered. The consequences of overboozing? Trust me, you"ve ALL seen By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Prep & Fug A high honour today to hear from one of the two goddesses at Go Fug Yourself - the most deliciously erudite and snarky bloggers out there! Prep by Curtis Sittenfeld and Cross Sugarman in particular have also received J"s endorsement. And to have her distinguished approval??? Even better By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
From Lynn in West Virginia:Jake & Heath at the SAG What did you make of Jake and Heath"s weird performance at the SAG awards? Has Heath never read from a teleprompter before? And what was up with all the giggling? Dear Lynn, I honestly have no idea. I was more fixated on why Heath insisted on hitching his By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Angie: it"s real, real, real At present, I can undeniably confirm that Jennifer Aniston"s hair is real. During her super long hair phase a few years back on Friends, those were some fantastic natural hair extensions but not these days. Keep in mind, this girl is half Greek and we are a bunch By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds From Lori H: on Meg Ryan dear smuttess, the cute, the perky, the restaurant-O... i wanna know - where the hell did meg ryan go? is she hiding inside her lips or something? wha"happened? Dear Lori, I"m assuming you"ve heard about the adoption. She went to China for a baby. By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ryan Reynolds From Ryan: Gwen gets bad advice? Is Giving Bad Advice Gavin and Gwen? Oh Sweet Jesus let me get one right. Dear Ryan, Sorry to disappoint you. It"s absolutely not them. Gwen is much more instinctively fashionable whereas this little tart has to try much harder for style recognition and, to be honest, anything By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham From Meredyth C: Posh sucks Victoria Beckham and her eating disorder is not cool. I love all your other opinions. Dear Meredyth, I fully acknowledge my sick obsession. It is indeed an illness I can"t seem to overcome, perhaps because it"s a parallel affliction that mirrors Victoria"s special vices. By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston From Malissa J: it"s a weave I"m a hairstylist and barber. My profesional opinion on Jennifer Aniston"s hairis that, I believe the girl"s got a weave. Sure, her own hair has always been great on its own (much unlike her dry thin lipped, Jay Leno chinned face), but nobody with By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Heath Ledger From Michelle in Vancouver:Heath for the Freebie 5 After seeing Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, it seems to me that every other acting performance I’ve ever seen was contrived and somehow, not true. He has spoiled me for anyone else. Every step, look, and “grunt” he made drew me into a soul who’s pain and longing By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Quickie Mailbag Major disagreements on the authenticity of the Aniston mane. Damn. Didn"t think it would be this hard. Also some more of your guesses. Enjoy! By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Michelle Rodriguez From Maureen in Toronto: SMG clings to love? I was wondering if "clinging to love" is Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr? Dear Maureen, While your smutty instincts are definitely onto something, your direction is a bit off. Sarah and Freddie may have their own illicit pleasures, but when it comes to their love it By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
