A recap of Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle’s year in fashion. I agree with the Fug Girls – this was Kate’s most “eccentric” style year that we’ve seen. By her standards. Most of it is still pretty boring but we’ve seen her ever so slightly push forward with more interesting pants lengths and cuts. The hair though, can there please be a hair improvement in 2020? (Go Fug Yourself) 

Well here’s a Christmas headline: a 45 year old tortoise started a fire. He knocked over a lamp and the fire department came and everything’s OK. The tortoise has a grumpy looking face. But that’s probably just his face. Even tortoises can have Resting Bitch Face. In fact, do all tortoises have Resting Bitch Face? If only they let us know what his name is. Maybe that’s why he’s so f-cking pissed – because these asshole humans refuse to call him by his name! (Dlisted) 

Dogs are the cutest when they are the stupidest. We have two dogs. They are adorable and they are idiots. They have never, however, been fooled by shadows. Which is not my way of saying they’re smarter than this dog because they’re not. I would rather my dog be fooled by shadows than eat sh-t. Which is what our Elvis does. He eats sh-t. He’s a moron. (Pajiba) 

Is this a Christmas miracle? LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian spent Christmas with the children and all together. They even posed for a full fam-jam photo. All is well! (Until next time…) (Cele|bitchy) 

I’m not done nagging you about Little Women. GO SEE IT. But before that, you can decide which character you are although, probably, most of us are a combination. I’m a combination of Amy, for the vanity, Aunt March for the bitch, and Jo for the drive. (The Ringer)