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It’s been short a while but last night at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of My Own Love Song, Renee styled it like a pixie that had her hair hacked off on the sides by a teenage gardener who wasn’t paying attention. Hair, I think, is hard for her. Because hers is so limp and thin. Good for no extensions. But I don’t know about that cowlick sticking up at the back.

Oh there was some poseharding. Hard angle poseharding. Super flex poseharding. And in the face too. Renee Zellweger tried to Jennifer Lopez that sh-t and this is what she gave us. This is who she is in her head. It’s fascinating, non? How she sees her and how everyone else sees her, it’s two different women. And they seem to be growing farther apart.


Photos from Wenn.com

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