Royals The Family F*ck-Up f*cks up again Scamp! It was only a matter of time. He’d been so good for too long. He’d suppressed his true urges for much too long. He was well-behaved for ...too many months. Too many dinner jackets, too many official engagements, too much ... adult responsibility! And for someone like Harry, By Lainey • Aug 22, 2012 09:22 am
Girly Throw Downs I know my Mimi who wants her Lenny As reported yesterday American Idol is apparently negotiating with Nicki Minaj to replace Steven Tyler. The people who run American Idol obviously don’t know my Mimi. Here’s what I wrote in the original post yesterday - click here for a refresher - in response to the news: Did By Lainey • Aug 21, 2012 12:43 pm
Girly Throw Downs Mimi & Minaj! Just in case you weren’t sure, although I can’t imagine why, when Mariah Carey’s American Idol debuts in January, it’s getting a lot of play here on this blog. We might even liveblog. I look forward to it more than I’m looking forward to Christmas, By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 04:30 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Winnie Cooper Is Way Smart Last week Lainey and I were talking about our anxiety dreams: mine always revolve around math class. And this is because I’m painfully, embarrassingly bad at math. It’s awful. When out for dinner with friends, they know to calculate my share and tip because it takes me too By Maria • Aug 16, 2012 10:33 am
Amazingness Trick or Treat? Do you follow Joshua Malina on Twitter? (Click here for his account) I don’t know why not, if you don’t. He might be the single best “just like us” celeb on that whole thing. Malina’s Twitter breaks down to about 65% tweets about how he’s aware By Duana • Aug 14, 2012 11:47 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Detox with Dem Babies! It’s the first day of Olympic withdrawal. How are you? I miss them. But, bless her, Mimi is here to help. With Dem Babies! First a photo of Moroccan with the caption: Me&Roc Starr taking a lil nap: ) And then it’s Monroe, I guess because the By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 05:30 pm
Famewhores The Spice Girls and the runway First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and By Lainey • Aug 13, 2012 10:15 am
Amazingness The JCVD send-off As you know, I’ve been obsessed this week with Jean Claude Van Damme on press tour for The Expendables 2. He’s been bringing it on every carpet. Here’s JCVD being JCVD in Paris. I wonder what his wife is really thinking. I also wonder if he split By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 04:30 pm
Amazingness Closing Spice Victoria Beckham posted a photo of a tricked out mic on her Twitter a couple of weeks ago - click here for a refresher. I wrote that it was perhaps a sign that she’d finally agreed to perform with the other Spices at the Closing Ceremony. As previously reported, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2012 11:30 am
Famewhores JCVD is grateful Look at me, I’m JCVD. That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...? I don’t know. I can’t explain. But I enjoy. In a can’t look away By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 04:00 pm
Jock Smut Good Morning Ryan Lochte Sasha and I were emailing about this yesterday - it’s the same joy, though not quite as pronounced, that we get from Mariah Carey’s inability to walk, or her overuse of the word “bleak”, or when she complains about her twin pregnancy and what she had to endure. By Lainey • Aug 09, 2012 12:25 pm
Famewhores Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood Ryan Lochte was out last night in London. He seems to enjoy getting papped, non? A lot. After London 2012, I wonder how he’ll deal with not being followed and talked about constantly anymore. Look at Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte doesn’t want to fade away and live a By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 04:25 pm
Amazingness 80s manorexics I worked 3 junkets for etalk this weekend in LA - Paranorman, Sparkle, and The Odd Life Of Timothy Green. It was supposed to be 4 but I couldn’t get to LA in time for The Expendables 2 screening. To tell you the truth, I was a little disappointed By Lainey • Aug 08, 2012 12:15 pm
Amazingness Hint from Posh? Victoria Beckham just tweeted this photo of a tricked out microphone with the caption: Look what I found!! As you know, there’s been a lot of talk about a Spice Girls reunion at the Closing Ceremony - click here for a refresher. Posh was the cockblocker holding up the By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 01:07 pm
Girly Throw Downs Don’t say her name There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful By Lainey • Aug 01, 2012 10:15 am
Amazingness Twilight was not the biggest news today Um... Please. Mimi’s first official American Idol photo was released. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? If not, you should feel shame. Now look. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL THING. I mean... There’s just so much, you know? So much Mimi in one simple shot that, well, we don’t even By Lainey • Jul 25, 2012 04:41 pm
