Girly Throw Downs The Silver Fox vs Speidi He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said she’s talented By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 06:47 am
Style Anna & Dave I have watched it 3 times. And it gets better and better. Like Airplane. There’s always some new amazingness that reveals itself with each viewing. Awkward but not super intense, both of them refusing to give, confrontational but not ugly – he asked what he wanted to ask, she replied By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 03:08 am
Sports Birthday Bolt by request This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both By Lainey • Aug 21, 2009 07:55 am
Style September Issue BitchFace As you know, there is an art to BitchFace. When it’s delivered by the best, it is an honour to receive it. Lara and I have received Anna Wintour’s BitchFace. I wish the same for each and every one of you. Sienna Miller enjoyed some Anna Wintour BitchFace By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 05:42 am
Hook Ups Brand new strange F-cking guy gets as much strange as Leonardo DiCaprio. And while Leo relies heavily on looks, with Russell, obviously, it’s all about personality. Because please. That sh-t is foul on the outside. This is Russell in London the other day taking a new piece out to dinner at Carluccio’ By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 10:08 am
Douchebags How to get Strange My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the world, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 12:39 pm
Amazingness Just.Like.Madge Laura sent me an email 5 minutes ago: Please tell me you’ve seen the trailer for The Open Road with JT. I can’t believe how f-cking bad it looks. I can’t. This of course made me so happy I had to hit YouTube immediately. And then proceeded By Lainey • Aug 06, 2009 09:22 am
Amazingness One last thing Couldn’t resist. These fashion designers…they kill me. They’re ALL orange. But for Karl. It’s Mr Armani on a boat in Italy. Very tanned, very thin, very speedo. Amazing. Imagine it was your dad? Please. My mother makes my dad walk around in a beret in the By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 09:08 am
Maple Leaf No Tongue or Thumb for Seth LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 06:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Eminem has pictures Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 03:33 am
Amazingness Will George bring his new piece to TIFF? Jason Reitman’s followup to Juno is called Up in the Air starring George Clooney. He really, really wanted to finish it in time for the Toronto International Film Festival. Good Canadian. And today, TIFF announced that yes, Up in the Air will indeed enjoy its world premiere in Toronto By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 06:00 am
Amazingness Best ringtone EVER Will have to fight my main ‘mo over this one. Darren – step OFF my ring tone. I posted the other day this article about the September Issue... It’s a FAMINE OF BEAUTY! Turns out, to promote the doc’s release, there are ringtones that can be downloaded that include By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 09:17 am
Girlcrushes Meryl That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie & By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 06:00 am
Quiveration The hottest bitch at Comic-Con Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, there will By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 11:26 am
Amazingness His music and his jeans It’s Friday. Some Karl on a Friday, “thanks God” because it’s been an exceptionally strong I Hate People week. Karl hates everyone. But not people who were in Paris. Heh. Check him out the other day in Berlin for an Elle Magazine photo shoot accompanied by his “muse” By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 07:20 am
Amazingness Johnny & Carol The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off! By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 07:35 am
