Dumbass Dum-dum Ashton Kutcher thinks smear campaigns are fine There’s a story that’s been blowing up in techie circles this week about ridesharing app Uber and its problematic executives targeting journalists who disagree with them. It goes like this: Sarah Lacy, editor in chief of PandoDaily, a Silicon Valley news site she founded, wrote an article about By Sarah • Nov 20, 2014 10:14 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Intro for October 30, 2014 Dear Gossips, Ashton Kutcher’s been doing some interviews. Of course, he’s being asked about his daughter, Wyatt. And agreeing to talk about his daughter Wyatt. How they chose her name, how he and Mila Kunis don’t have a nanny, how they’ve been figuring out parenthood. You By Lainey • Oct 30, 2014 09:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher What if it’s a fake? Stay with me here. So they called the girl Wyatt Isabelle, as per Ashton Kutcher’s blog, but while there, he also posted a pic of half a dozen babies (and a couple of animals, including one that looks just like my dog Libby) By Duana • Oct 03, 2014 10:14 am
Boy Sh-t Like Bieber, like Timberlake? I read the best story on Dlisted (original source uproxx) yesterday. You remember Ashton Kutcher’s Punk’d? And one of the best episodes was when Ashton played Justin Timberlake? JT came home to find government employees taking over his home because he hadn’t paid his taxes. He started By Lainey • Sep 23, 2014 11:39 am
Dumbass Ashton Kutcher copies? For some reason, we’ve been told to believe that Ashton Kutcher is some kind of tech expert. They send him new phones and he tests out apps and he played Steve Jobs and accumulated a lot of followers on Twitter and this is supposed to mean that he’s By Lainey • Aug 12, 2014 12:19 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnancy is not private: Mila Kunis edition Mila Kunis covers the new issue of MARIE CLAIRE. She’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby. And Ashton Kutcher is some kind of hero because he isn’t “judging” her for her body changes. Click here for a refresher. How f-cking gross is it to know that people talk By Lainey • Jun 12, 2014 01:44 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Ashton Kutcher: what a great man PEOPLE posted the grossest article yesterday about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. The title: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: How They're Preparing for Their Baby Girl Fine. They could be decorating the room. Or going to breathing classes. Whatever it is that new parents do, they’re probably By Lainey • May 15, 2014 11:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mila Kunis’s pregnancy details Mila Kunis is on Ellen today. Parts of the interview have been shared in advance. The most interesting parts. Which, as usual, is … BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because every time a celebrity gets pregnant, pregnancy is invented all over again. Also, privacy apparently doesn’t apply to pregnancy. They put their hands up By Lainey • May 09, 2014 11:27 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cowboy couple belly-cupping Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival this weekend. They publicly displayed their affection for each other. And at one point, he stood behind her and put his arms around her. Definitely not as egregious as when it happens on a red carpet posing for By Lainey • Apr 28, 2014 04:36 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mila Kunis is pregnant for Ashton Kutcher My friend Lorella and I were at an event once, talking to someone we’d just met about Jude Law getting people pregnant. The woman, who had sort of like a gangster accent, kept saying, “She got pregnant for Jude Law. Pregnant for Jude Law”. And Lo and I kept By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 11:45 am
Weddings Ashton Kutcher is old-fashioned The “top story” on PEOPLE.com at 9am this morning was about Ashton Kutcher with the headline: Ashton Kutcher Asked Mila Kunis's Dad for Permission to Propose I rolled my eyes. Others clasped their hands to their chest and sighed from the sweetness. Weddings are big business for By Lainey • Mar 18, 2014 10:32 am
Ashton Kutcher Courtside is so private Yesterday we learned that Mila Kunis will be guest-starring on Two And A Half Men. Maria wrote about it late in the afternoon – click here for a refresher. As she pointed out, it’s not like Mila needs the work. And it’s not like she would do it if By Lainey • Mar 05, 2014 11:10 am
Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half Morons I can’t take credit for this title – Roseanne came up with it first. Did you know Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged? Of course you do, because she wore her ring to the Grove and both PEOPLE and Gossip Cop have confirmed with “inside sources” (the most official By Maria • Mar 04, 2014 06:09 pm
Weddings Mila’s engagement ring This shouldn’t be a surprise. In fact, we’ve been expecting it for a while. Ever since Ashton Kutcher’s divorce from Demi Moore went through, there’s either been an engagement watch or a pregnancy watch. So, now, it’s official. Mila Kunis is wearing a huge ring. By Lainey • Feb 28, 2014 09:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Ashton Kutcher vs Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen is…well…he’s Charlie Sheen. And Charlie Sheen can’t leave Ashton Kutcher alone on Twitter about Two And A Half Men. So Ashton was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and had a message: "Dude, shut the f--k up! Seriously, like, enough already. It's By Lainey • Feb 06, 2014 03:38 pm
Frauds This look means nothing An example of how Photo Assumption can be so misleading…even if we wish so hard it was otherwise. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Laker game the other day. There’s a shot where she appears to be side-eyeing him. Of course she’s not side-eyeing him. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2014 12:05 pm
