Baby and Bump Obsession Natalie Portman – Worst Everything Ever Written by Duana “Um, well, first of all, I don’t know the sex of my child”. Ugh. And then again, ugh. I’m going to try to rein in my rage and let it slowly build rather than unleash it all at you, unsuspecting, in one go. But I By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 10:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Best Undersize Dress: Penelope Cruz Written by Duana How damned hot is this woman? One month post birth. About 36 days. You know what the plan was for her? ‘Let me POUR MY ASS into this dress that I probably had from before I was pregnant. I know that I will look amazing, but that’ By Lainey • Feb 28, 2011 07:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnant in virgin white Written by Duana There’s a thing that happens wherein people talk about how glamorous our mothers looked when they were pregnant, and lament that people are now wear leggings and so forth. That’s half due, I suspect, to the fact that depending on how old you are, your By Lainey • Feb 25, 2011 05:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Post-pregnancy Oscar Week Well, there’s no better time to rejoin the scene than this week, Oscar Week, especially when your husband is up for a Best Actor Award. This is Penelope Cruz yesterday with Javier Bardem leaving Jerry Bruckheimer’s office in Santa Monica after a meeting. She must have been there By Lainey • Feb 24, 2011 04:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Michelle’s family Gaga This is cute. Michelle Pfeiffer and David E Kelley were photographed in New York yesterday. They hit up an art gallery with their children, Claudia Rose and John, and then they all went to the Lady Gaga show at Madison Square Garden. Can you imagine going with your parents to By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 02:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth: bikini before Oscars F-ck. This is a serious, serious body. Gwyneth Paltrow spent last week in Barbados. She was seen shooting a documentary around town but also spent a significant amount of time on the beach with her kids, showing off her Tracy Anderson Method in 4 different bikinis. Remember, she runs that By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 01:53 am
Maple Leaf Family Day for Alanis It’s Family Day today in parts of Canada. Alanis is from Ontario. Ontario observes Family Day. So it all works out then. I’m originally from Ontario too. But now I live in British Columbia. BC does not observe Family Day. F-ck, why not??? Here’s Alanis Morissette gloriously By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 02:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh > Fergie As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 01:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Midas Manslinger I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession LaLa on the move! Posh does not like to be photographed when pregnant. It wasn’t always like this. She was much more visible when she was expecting Brooklyn, willingly. And not averse to it with Romeo either. Cruz’s bump however was much more guarded. Naturally, many gossips attribute it to not wanting By Lainey • Feb 08, 2011 03:41 am
Douchebags The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 05:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 04:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi Cribs: LA Edition Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 03:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Pretty gets super ugly super fast Woah. This sh-t between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is escalating quickly, like even by celebrity standards. She threw down the first public salvo in a statement to People.com on Monday implying that he’s an unfit parent and that baby Nahla isn’t safe around him for long By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 02:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Is Halle Berry getting Oksanaed? Two very pretty people are getting very, very ugly. Not so civilised after all, is it? There are many interesting facets to this increasingly public and bitter war between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Needless to say, the sh-t they’re throwing at each other is straight By Lainey • Feb 01, 2011 08:37 am
