Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 7, 2016 Corniest and possibly greatest iPhone signature ever. Actually the best email I have ever received! A photo posted by Alan Cumming (@alancummingsnaps) onApr 7, 2016 at 3:56am PDT Chris Pratt is really a sweetheart -- he's like a puppy. An uncomfortably hot puppy. Wow!!! If you' By Maria • Apr 07, 2016 04:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 6, 2016 OSCAR WINNERS Leo and Adrien Brody go undercover. I’d recognize those sunglasses anywhere. 😎😎 #incognito A photo posted by Adrien Brody (@adrienbrody) onApr 4, 2016 at 8:37am PDT “Are you really Chris Rock?” What a birdbrain. This woman thought @KevinHart4Real was @ChrisRock because #allblackcomedianslookalike? https://t.co/qvc62DRSmD pic. By Maria • Apr 06, 2016 04:03 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 5, 2016 This is the part of my life I’m completely confident in – I know how to sleep. So proud of my friend, @ariannahuff for her incredible book, The Sleep Revolution It's beyond insightful chalk full of knowledge on how sleep affects literally EVERYTHING. #SleepRevolution A photo posted by By Maria • Apr 05, 2016 04:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, April 4, 2016 It’s so hard to get mad/stay mad at a dog. Do you think they know that you are trying not to laugh? Of course they do, the sneaky buggers. I tried to use my low, serious voice like I was taught. But while my husband and I listened By Maria • Apr 04, 2016 04:48 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 30, 2016 Eva Longoria has a moment with Cool Pope Francis – probably one of the few times that hashtag is appropriate. Praying with Pope Francis 🙏🏻 #Blessed #Literally A photo posted by Eva Longoria (@evalongoria) onMar 30, 2016 at 8:19am PDT This request is the lingusitic equivalent of a man telling a By Maria • Mar 30, 2016 02:36 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 29, 2016 What an amazing array of body shapes chosen to model Jessica Alba’s new denim collaboration. #JAxDL #sneakpeek @dl1961denim #dl1961 cute booty🙌🏽🍑👍🏽 A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onMar 29, 2016 at 8:31am PDT “Watch TV every day” is the wrong direction – that’s rich coming from a By Maria • Mar 29, 2016 03:56 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 28, 2016 Calvin Harris is a technology mansplainer. Pls turn off notifications for everything and go outside for 10 mins— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) March 28, 2016 Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have had approximately 54 baby showers but this one was catered with fast food which makes it all tolerable. My everything. By Maria • Mar 28, 2016 04:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 24, 2016 Look at this ridiculousness. #notthegriswalds A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) onMar 23, 2016 at 2:57pm PDT “Even though HM [Hannah Montana] is chopped up into little tiny pieces and buried in my backyard…” This tribute to her former show is actually poignant. @realdukeofearles understands the insanity of By Maria • Mar 24, 2016 05:05 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 23, 2016 Chloe Moretz implied that she passed on a spot in Taylor’s squad – do we believe this or no? I do, but I don’t think it was a hot pursuit. Here's a shot from my @Complex cover shoot. Had so much fun talking #Neighbors2 check out the By Maria • Mar 23, 2016 05:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 22, 2016 Justin looks like the cocky protagonist from an 80s movie who drives around in a white BMW and winks when he says “Catch ya later” and I’m not mad about it. A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) onMar 22, 2016 at 12:31am PDT Summer supports Marissa Cooper By Maria • Mar 22, 2016 02:59 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 21, 2016 Basic moms (like me) worry about Easter egg hunts while Beyonce is doing the first day of spring. Mindy has inspired me to make these carrot cards, which I will definitely f-ck up. Her explanation for why she is making homemade crafts when she is an impossibly busy person is By Maria • Mar 21, 2016 05:45 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 18, 2016 Nick Lachey is the Lauren Conrad of men – a basic bitch prototype. ☘🍺🇨🇮 A photo posted by Vanessa Lachey (@vanessalachey) onMar 17, 2016 at 4:06pm PDT Reese continues the dual-brand message – powerplayer feminist producer in LA and polished Southern woman of leisure for Draper James. The duality has been such By Maria • Mar 18, 2016 03:46 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 17, 2016 I think we all have a St. Patrick’s Day throwback that looks something like this. #TBT @officialjimsturgess @katebosworth and I getting very inebriated in Boston on #stpatricksday while shooting #21 A photo posted by Josh Gad (@joshgad) onMar 17, 2016 at 6:08am PDT Wicked braid crown on Chloe By Maria • Mar 17, 2016 06:02 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 16, 2016 Amy Schumer has a vacation date with the Seinfelds. Reenacting the swimming pigs scene from The Bachelor. A photo posted by Jessica Seinfeld (@jessseinfeld) onMar 15, 2016 at 1:58pm PDT Um, Harper’s hair! Draping like mummy 🙏🏼 X #proudmummy X ✨❤️ A photo posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) onMar 16, By Maria • Mar 16, 2016 05:23 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 15, 2016 Oh sh-t I love this Kerry Washington cover. Sweatshirts need to happen more. And isn’t this cooler than another gown? Check out my new @elleusa cover!!! Styled by my badass friend and genius fashion director @SamiraNasr 😍#MamaSaidKnockYouOut A photo posted by Kerry Washington (@kerrywashington) onMar 15, 2016 at 7: By Maria • Mar 15, 2016 01:08 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, March 14, 2016 On a Sunday most parents are freezing their asses off at soccer or at a hellish indoor playground for a birthday party, and NPH and his twins are on a walking food tour in Greenwich Village. Yesterday the family went on a walking tour of Greenwich Village restaurants, courtesy of By Maria • Mar 14, 2016 04:09 pm
