Faux Gossip Dakota Johnson & Leonardo DiCaprio? Don’t get too excited. Or at all. This story comes from Life&Style so it’s like the time an Australian magazine claimed that Prince Harry and Emma Watson are boyfriend-girlfriend which they are not. Still, bonus points for creativity. On both counts. Life&Style is By Lainey • Feb 25, 2015 12:12 pm
Oscars 2015 Dakota Johnson & Melanie Griffith at the Oscars OOOF. You know when a night does not go the way you planned? Like you never imagine that on the night of the prom you’ll break your ankle or get pinkeye or have a breakup on your birthday? That’s what happened to Dakota Johnson, who looked smoking hot By Duana • Feb 23, 2015 08:38 am
BFFs Oscar pairings I read an article at Variety the other day about Taryn Hurd, the talent producer for the Oscars. She’s the one who comes up with the presenter pairings, deciding who comes out with who to announce what. BEST F-CKING JOB EVER. So she’s the one who we By Lainey • Feb 20, 2015 03:46 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Dakota flirting I don’t think I’ve talked about Fifty Shades Of Grey at all this week. Have I? Pretty sure no. Pretty sure I haven’t asked you about Dakota Johnson yet. As I told you last week in my review of the movie, she totally makes the movie. You By Lainey • Feb 19, 2015 11:40 am
Gorgessity Dakota to the Oscars As I wrote in my Fifty Shades Of Grey review yesterday, Dakota Johnson is the discovery of the movie. She makes it. And this took me by surprise, how much I enjoyed watching her, hearing her. Because Anastasia Steele was such a f-cking dullard in the book. And they By Lainey • Feb 13, 2015 01:05 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Dakota Johnson’s giggle – Fifty Shades Of Grey movie review Like I’ve been saying for weeks, I went in there hoping for the rubs, hoping to see a movie that would get me off. I think we all were – Cynthia Loyst, Jessica Allen, and I went together, with no expectations but with also with no hate. Rather, we were By Lainey • Feb 12, 2015 09:47 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Fifty Shades of bush Here are Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan “in character” for W Magazine. Two days. Are you ready? Are you ready to get horny?!!??? Don’t front like you’re not going. They’re projecting $60 million on the low end and $90 million on the high end. That means more By Lainey • Feb 11, 2015 03:53 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Fifty Shades of Want vs Need Duana taught me something I repeat often here on my blog. In her case, as a screenwriter, it’s about how the story and the audience relate, and how it’s the writer’s job to: Give them what they need, not what they want. I’ve been thinking a By Lainey • Feb 06, 2015 10:28 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Christian Grey or Ryan Seacrest? Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan cover the new issue of GLAMOUR in advance of the release of Fifty Shades Of Grey. He looks so much better with facial hair. And, as you know, the Christian Grey character, the way it’s being represented in the film, does not have any By Lainey • Jan 30, 2015 11:20 am
Media Manipulation Beige is the New Grey Dakota Johnson covers the new issue of VOGUE in anticipation of Fifty Shades Of Grey’s February release. It will be one of many interviews and photos we see of her, but this is certainly a showpiece of her promotional push. I mean, it’s VOGUE, right? Before we get By Maria • Jan 21, 2015 10:11 am
Golden Globes 2015 Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan: Globes unhorny (The bottom of this post is NSFW) “Together on stage for the first time…” That’s how Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan were introduced. They were there to represent Fifty Shades Of Grey. They were there to promote the movie. To put it in your heads that you should consider By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 05:45 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Fifty Shades Of Grey panting A new trailer for the Fifty Shades Of Grey movie, due out on Valentine’s Day, was released last night. Well, it’s definitely better than the first trailer, but I still wish they’d quit giving us a shot of him standing in front of that helicopter. It’s By Lainey • Nov 14, 2014 11:17 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Heavy Breathing and Fifty Shades Of Beyonce There’s no doubt: Fifty Shades Of Grey, the movie, will be better than the book. How much better? Well, it depends on how far away Sam Taylor-Johnson was able to get from the author, EL James. James reportedly wanted total creative control…so if she put in all By Lainey • Jul 24, 2014 10:04 am
BFFs Kristen Stewart & Dakota Johnson: Bella Swans at the MET Gala Kristen Stewart played Bella Swan in Twilight. E L James imagined herself as Stewart as she masturbated while writing Fifty Shades Of Grey. Now Dakota Johnson is playing E L James’s sexual transfer fantasy in the film adaptation. You could say then that when Dakota Johnson is getting tied By Lainey • May 06, 2014 08:33 am
Dakota Johnson Jamie Dornan: SO hot but…bad pants? God, Jamie Dornan is hot. Am writing backstage at The Social and a group of us just gathered around the table to look at these shots of Jamie Dornan, on set of Fifty Shades Of Grey yesterday in Vancouver shooting a tender loving scene with Dakota Johnson. He’s f- By Lainey • Dec 20, 2013 01:36 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews My Obsession > Christian & Anastasia It’s an early Christmas present! Check out My Obsession, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson, kissing each other in Vancouver yesterday. Sam, as you know, is directing Fifty Shades Of Grey, and she was embraced by her husband who came to visit the set. I think maybe he tried to By Lainey • Dec 09, 2013 11:49 am
