Douchebags Leo is exhausted Leonardo DiCaprio is exhausted. The man, he works too much. He works too much and too hard on movies. And now, now he needs a break. He needs a long break. He owes that to himself. Leo recently told Bild, a German publication that: "I am a bit drained. By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 04:46 pm
Douchebags In memory of Heath Ledger by Lindsay Lohan For the straggler who would still defend this loser piece of sh-t because of xyz excuse... Five years ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in New York after accidentally overdosing on prescription medication. He is survived by his daughter Matilda. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan. Here’s what she tweeted By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:16 pm
Douchebags Inauguration Poetry Yahoo! asked James Franco to write a poem in honour of President Obama’s inauguration. He didn’t say no. So I feel like most of our disgust should be directed at Yahoo! This poem would not have happened if they hadn’t requested it. The “poem” is really just By Lainey • Jan 21, 2013 03:48 pm
Douchebags Charlie Sheen is still winning There’s an article in The Hollywood Reporter this week about Debmar-Mercury’s potentially revolutionizing formula for television syndication, and I wanted to read it and think about the future of TV, but I got stuck on one of the details in the article. Debmar’s syndication deal is a By Sarah • Jan 18, 2013 10:28 am
Douchebags From Oscar...to this Someone somewhere, and I’m too lazy to look for the link, has a list of Oscar winners who should have their awards revoked for the sh-t they do after. Most of the time I think this is unfair. For example, Forest Whitaker is in that new Arnold Schwarzenegger movie By Lainey • Jan 15, 2013 04:32 pm
Douchebags Globes Best Most Humourless: Tommy Lee Jones Thank you to a reader called Cindy B who sent me this comparison. She titled the photo “Tommy Lee Jones’s Spirit Animal”. It is a terrifying experience talking to Tommy Lee Jones, and not just for journalists. Even Sally Field -- SALLY FIELD! -- agrees that he’s... I By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 09:10 am
Douchebags Globes Most Humourless: Joaquin Phoenix & Kevin Costner Did you see Joaquin Phoenix’s face during the Tina and Amy opener? You cannot defend a man who can’t smile during that opener. You cannot defend a man who looks like he’s eating sh-t during that opener. It is indefensible. Whatever it is that Joaquin Phoenix objects By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 08:54 am
Douchebags Jen, Justin, and George Every time George Clooney makes a movie these days it’s considered an Oscar contender. Who wouldn’t want in on some of that action? Is that why Justin Theroux signed with CAA? His fiancée can help with that too. So while Brange is off with their nanny militia over By Lainey • Dec 31, 2012 12:06 pm
Douchebags Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 10:55 am
Break Ups A very nice Christmas card From Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Divorce papers. TMZ broke the story on Friday afternoon that Kutcher had filed in LA that day with some bullsh-t explanation like he’d waited a long time so as to preserve Demi’s “dignity” but had no choice but to make the move By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 11:20 am
Douchebags Sean Penn needs love Sean Penn wrote about Sean Penn for Esquire. As celebrity interview/articles go, this one isn’t a puff piece. There is some insight. There is a lot of honesty, and it goes hand in hand with a lot of self-congratulation, but at least it’s not boring. He comes By Lainey • Dec 13, 2012 03:07 pm
Girly Throw Downs Jonah doesn’t like bellmen (or CNN) If writing for Lainey Gossip has taught me anything, it’s this: always screen cap a celebrity Twitter feed. Last night, a bizarre spat broke out between CNN anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill. Lemon ran into Hill at a hotel, said hello (as people do), and concluded that it By Maria • Nov 09, 2012 02:43 pm
Douchebags Johnny & Amber’s private patio This, apparently, is still happening. According to Page Six, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (who supposedly has short brown hair now) were at a club together on Monday night. They were “flirty” and sat close together by themselves on a patio that had been blocked off just for them. Which. By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 10:15 am
Douchebags Sailor Girl and a Walking Penis Avril Lavigne went out for Halloween without fiancé Chad Kroeger last night. I’m sure he enjoyed her costume at home. That sentence was intended to make you dry heave. Like, she’s agreed to marry Chad Kroeger. If you’re not dry heaving I need you to think about By Lainey • Nov 01, 2012 11:03 am
Douchebags Hurricane insight into Lindsay Lohan They’re bracing for a serious storm on the northeastern seaboard. Sandy could be one of the most catastrophic events in history. President Obama just addressed his nation, urging caution and pledging support. 67 deaths have already been reported in the Caribbean. As many as 50 million people could be By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 03:06 pm
Girly Throw Downs Why Pippy had to share with Britney Justin Timberlake also sold his wedding pictures to HELLO Magazine in the UK. He’s jumping on his wife’s head on the cover of that one too. Am also attaching a shot that wasn’t posted last week. You will note -- HELLO did not include a photo of By Lainey • Oct 29, 2012 09:37 am
