Douchebags Blake Lively’s Oakland Booty Blake Lively is the epitome of a Becky. She’s white, tall, blonde and has long straight hair. When you listen to Sir Mix-A-lot’s Baby Got Back and you hear the line, “Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt,” Blake Lively is pretty much who you picture in By Kathleen • May 19, 2016 10:05 am
Douchebags Adrien Brody has no time for “fodder” Adrien Brody is surprisingly not in Cannes (yet) getting off a yacht in a douche-brown leather suit. Nor is he at an art show turning you on with his awesome style. Last night Adrien was in New York at the premiere of Manhattan Night and to promote the film he By Lainey • May 17, 2016 11:57 am
Dumbass Johnny mocks Johnny’s mocking Johnny Depp was in London this weekend to promote Alice Through The Looking Glass which opens in a couple of weeks. As you can see, he’s hotter and cleaner than ever, with all those accoutrements hanging from his neck and waist and his eyeliner applied perfectly. Acting, don’t By Lainey • May 09, 2016 08:48 am
Dumbass Iggy Azalea, actually Duana wrote about Iggy Azalea’s “Becky” issues yesterday – click here for a refresher. Basically, in the most diplomatic of ways, Duana was saying that Iggy doesn’t know what the f-ck she’s talking about. And she wasn’t the only one. So, naturally, Iggy went back on Twitter By Lainey • Apr 28, 2016 01:25 pm
Dumbass Is it bad to be Becky? It happens to all of us eventually—I got into a Twitter fight with Iggy Azalea, and I won. Okay, no. Not exactly. What actually happened is that Azalea, who is…exhausting, at best… got offended when someone referred to her as ‘Becky’. Not implying she was the actual “Becky By Duana • Apr 27, 2016 01:14 pm
Marcus and Friends (dogs) Two sullen teenagers We had a rough night last night. Barney, our dog, was sick and kept getting up so we kept getting up and the combination of fatigue and worry is the worst. There was happiness waiting for me on my phone when my alarm went off though. This Johnny Depp-Amber Heard By Lainey • Apr 18, 2016 10:05 am
Music Kendrick, NWA, and Gene Simmons You’re probably wondering what that irrelevant old dude is doing in the headline. Yes, I just called Gene Simmons irrelevant and old. KISS fans, come at me. We’ll get to the washed-up reality star and fan of Donald Trump in a minute. First, NWA was inducted into the By Kathleen • Apr 11, 2016 03:25 pm
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber’s hair and cultural appropriation Justin Bieber has been wearing his hair in dreads for about a week now. In that week, there have been headlines, think pieces, backlash and outrage over Bieber’s hair, calling him out for cultural appropriation. A piece in JET calls the dreads “an insult to [his] black fans.” I By Kathleen • Apr 11, 2016 11:16 am
Assy Style Gwen’s “girl” I am not good at pranks, like coming up with them. At the same time, I’m judgy about them. Taking someone’s underwear drawer and dispersing the contents on the lawn isn’t funny to me. To me it’s weak and unimaginative and boring. My favourite today, because By Lainey • Apr 01, 2016 03:28 pm
Music Zayn “fannies around with press releases” It’s Anti week. Rihanna’s new album is here, surrounded by leaks and drama. Kanye and Wiz Khalifa got into a fight over Waves (formerly known as Swish). Beyonce might be pregnant. There’s a lot of music gossip right now. Zayn, one of my favourites from 2015, is By Maria • Jan 28, 2016 12:55 pm
Dumbass Captain America and your maybe-Han Solo Chris Evans and Scott Eastwood were both in Geneva this week to promote the launch of a luxury watch. So Scott Eastwood, does he think of himself on the same level with Chris Evans now? Because he’s maybe Han Solo? As reported last week, Scott made the short list By Lainey • Jan 21, 2016 10:16 am
Assy Style Zac Efron is sorry in leather pants I opened yesterday’s blog with Zac Efron. Zac decided to celebrate Martin Luther King Day by connecting the holiday to having amassed 10 million followers. And he threw in some emoji blackface just for sh-ts and giggles. Zac has since removed the post. But the internet is forever. So By Lainey • Jan 20, 2016 09:22 am
BFFs The Privilege Games Leo’s reaction to Lady Gaga’s arm bump is now the 5th most viewed Vine ever. People love it, can’t get enough of it. It has spurred ridiculous stories of feuds and after-party confrontations (which high level gossips such as yourselves know are BS). Even though some (AHEM, By Maria • Jan 18, 2016 04:12 pm
Dumbass Sean Penn says he “failed” Sean Penn spoke to Charlie Rose last night for an interview that will air more extensively on 60 Minutes and on Charlie’s show on PBS. A preview of the discussion was featured today on CBS This Morning. This, of course, is about El Chapo and the article Sean wrote By Lainey • Jan 15, 2016 10:49 am
Dumbass Jared Leto vs TMZ Actually, that’s an incomplete title. The complete title should be: Jared Leto vs TMZ over Taylor Swift How much do you think Taylor loves that Jared Leto is getting legal with TMZ because of her? Jared is insisting that it’s more about “morality” but, come on, isn’t By Lainey • Dec 10, 2015 03:32 pm
Music Coldplay & the Gorillas And I don’t mean Gorillaz because they would never let themselves be part of something so earnestly CRINGE. They made a big f-cking deal of the fact that Coldplay hasn’t performed at the AMAs in 7 years. It’s gross enough that every time I listen to this By Lainey • Nov 23, 2015 10:03 am
