Faith Hill Lilo: the unedited Way of the Future Slate.com has obtained an unabridged version of the email Lindsay Lohan sent out to 18 people as a war cry to save her career. They"ve also taken it a step further by attempting to contact those on the distribution list, including Lindsay"s publicist Leslie Sloane By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Tina’s Better than Dina Well, well…can you believe it? A Hollywood mother who believes in work ethic…sometimes? TMZ is reporting that Tina Simpson gave her daughter a good old fashioned tongue lashing immediately after her assy performance during the Dolly Parton tribute at the Kennedy Centre Honours the other night, “telling her By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa at 35 Mischa Barton is gorgeous. Old looking socialite, but gorgeous nonetheless. The fringe appears to have been replaced by a Ken Paves light backcomb…you like? Check out Mischa kicking off her new Keds campaign yesterday, surprisingly quiet over the last couple of months, surprisingly NOT a regular at Hyde or By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Jake Gyllenhaal About Rachel & Adam Varying reports about their split – People is saying it happened back in October, that his trip to join her in Toronto for a few days while she was shooting Jumper was just a friendly visit, that they had already parted at that point. Us Weekly is saying it just happened, By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline The Daily Illiterate: Kevin Federline’s Publicist Seriously…this is the funniest sh-t I’ve ever read – even funnier than Lilo’s incoherent rambling following the death of Robert Altman. Turns out Kevin Federline went to dinner last night. After dinner, half a dozen (or less) journalists were asked to show up to interview him. Kevin obliged. By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Jude Law Cam: another day, another classic It’s a full blown obsession now, tracking Cameron’s closet and all the wonderful things coming out of it. Have a look, The Holiday premiere in Spain, the only thing wrong with these photos is that Jude Law is in one of them. Maybe he should just give in By Lainey • Dec 05, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney: bare cooch, wonky tits Another night of hard partying, another night with Paris, and Lindsay too, but just to keep things fair, I’m told she did spend the entire day Monday at home in Malibu with her kids. And save your raggin’ - like I said, I’m giving her til after her By Lainey • Nov 28, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears The Sex Tape & the Payoff? TMZ is reporting that Britney and Kevin will reunite to make a statement debunking the existence of a sex tape, despite recent rumours to the contrary. Still waiting for the official wording but do you smell what I smell? Looks like that festering growth she used to call her husband By Lainey • Nov 21, 2006 07:00 am
Angelina Jolie Zeta: Drag Queen and her Geriatric Let me preface by saying how much I adore Catherine Zeta Jones. The woman is stunning – a perfect, perfect face if I’ve ever seen one. Which is why I blame this on the makeup. It’s the eyes, I think. Might work for others who need enhancement, doesn’t By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Aniston Maddox is the new Aniston Source TMZ A veritable hair icon, non? Check him out, rocking his new ‘do: Asian gangsta ponytail made adorable by the only and only Madd. Even more reason for Jen to hate him… Poor Jen. First her man, then her mane. Will the deluge never stop??? By Lainey • Nov 17, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Heather Mills: Golddigger contaminates America Widely discredited in Britain, Heather Mills has set her sites on the US, where she has arrived (LA) for an exclusive sit down interview with Extra – like 2nd or even 3rd tier, don’t you think? No doubt Paul’s scheming bitch of an ex will try to gain sympathy By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Family Pitt Weekend In India, giving Madd and Z some quality parenting time, the perfect Pitts on promenade on the streets of Mumbai withOUT a 10 member swat team in full attack mode. Sure, they have security and of course, they would have to given the sheer numbers they’re walking through to By Lainey • Nov 13, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Golddigger keeps digging As expected – Kevin has answered back. In response to Britney’s divorce petition, KFed has filed his own claims, specifically for custody of the boys and, of course, spousal support. Legal experts say this is the only way to squeeze more out of that pre-nup...thank Goddess for Lynn Spears By Lainey • Nov 08, 2006 07:00 am
Kevin Federline Britney! Victory! See? Last night’s Letterman message was a message indeed! TMZ is reporting that Britney has filed for divorce. The Cheeto Haze has lifted! The Kfed is DONE! Per TMZ she is asking for legal and physical custody of both children AND she is cutting him off financially – denying his By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton The Constant Gwyneth Feast or famine when it comes to my best friend – yet another outing last night at the Night of Stars gala in NYC. Aerin Lauder was honoured at the event - Aerin Lauder of Estee Lauder, of course, who signed Gwyneth to Pleasures, of course, which is why she showed By Lainey • Oct 27, 2006 08:00 am
Jay Z The Daily 80s: Lori Loughlin Source Speaking of Full House… Never mind the assy outfit, Uncle Jesse"s wife is aging well with assistance, non? Always thought she was so pretty, always mixed her up for some reason with Daphne Zuniga - why is that? By Lainey • Oct 23, 2006 08:00 am
