Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, September 19, 2016 As Lainey mentioned, the FNL alumni were in full force at The Emmys. Luke, Six and Saracen were representing the night before. 6. 7. 44. #FNL #EveningBefore @zachgilford713 @mattlauria #TexasForever A photo posted by skittishkid (@skittishkid) onSep 18, 2016 at 1:15pm PDT Peak TV: Aziz Ansari’s parents and By Maria • Sep 19, 2016 04:34 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday April 30, 2015 You and me… we used to be together… everyday together… always… Off to #jazzfest @nodoubt #nola can't wait to see u gx A photo posted by Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) onApr 30, 2015 at 8:26am PDT Leah Remini’s not-so-inside joke. Is someone trying to tell me something? By Maria • Apr 30, 2015 04:57 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Tuesday April 14, 2015 Lainey has hogged all of the Avengers, but here’s the (alleged) Sexiest Man Alive on Ellen. The incredibly handsome Chris Hemsworth is here tomorrow, and he’s incredibly handsome. A photo posted by Ellen (@theellenshow) onApr 13, 2015 at 5:48pm PDT As Lainey mentioned, Justin Bieber was choked By Maria • Apr 14, 2015 03:51 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, Thursday April 9, 2015 Sandra Bernhard and Lorraine Bracco be still my f-cking heart!!! Lets hear it for the girls, Lorraine Bracco & @sandragbernhard 💁! Cheers to these amazing two. #WWHL A video posted by Watch What Happens Live! (@bravowwhl) onApr 8, 2015 at 8:19pm PDT Gisele hugging a giant ass tree. Forests are By Maria • Apr 09, 2015 04:48 pm
BFFs Lunch with Gwyneth & the Seinfelds Gwyneth Paltrow was out in LA yesterday supporting her very good friends, Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld, at the Inaugural Los Angeles Fatherhood Lunch to benefit Baby Buggy. They’ve been close for years. They hang out together in the Hamptons. They compare stone wood whatever pizza ovens in the backyard. By Lainey • Mar 05, 2015 10:02 am
BFFs Natural GOOP’s party for Jake Co-hosted with the Seinfelds, Jessica and Jerry, in the Hamptons, of course. Where else? It’s August. That’s where you find the right people in August, didn’t you know? You can see evidence of a proper Hamptons summer all over G’s face. I worry about her skin By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 06:23 pm
Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld: Still seeking nothing God, how much do we miss Seinfeld? There’s not been another show on TV like it since. The problem with television shows, especially comedies where you have a goal to make people laugh—because once you find the key to making people laugh, it’s hard not to keep By Sarah • Jul 23, 2012 12:32 pm
BFFs Gwyneth Paltrow ELLE September 2011 If you don’t like Gwyneth, and many of you don’t, there’s a lot you’ll find annoying in her new spread for ELLE’s September issue. If, however, you’re like me and can appreciate Gwyneth at her best which is, naturally, better than you, this is By Lainey • Aug 03, 2011 07:11 am
BFFs Gwyneth cooks, Cameron’s ass, Chris runs Next week, Gwyneth Paltrow will not sing Adele as well as Adele on Glee. This week she’s pimping her new cookbook in New York. Apparently there’s even a book signing somewhere today or tomorrow. Like people will line up for the privilege of meeting her and trying her By Lainey • Apr 12, 2011 07:11 am
BFFs GOOPy Q&A This week’s GOOP newsletter is a Q&A. Unfortunately she doesn’t answer any of the best questions we send her. Like: did you and Jennifer Aniston hold hands and cut down Angelina Jolie the entire time you were in Morocco? Or... Give us some examples of how By Lainey • Jul 29, 2010 05:36 am
Sit DOWN Art falls Lady Gaga arrived at Heathrow today in full costume and ended up bailing on her face in front of photographers. It’s the price you pay. And certainly she knows it, and so in her mind, this would be considered a flawed performance. Or perhaps the falling is the performance. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 04:36 am
B-tchFace Now THIS is a BitchFace I have a Jessica Seinfeld problem. After all, gossip is my life. Jessica Seinfeld is the best gossip. You know how she and Jerry came to be. You know about the book and the clothes and the Oprah shoes and the Hamptons and the money and the Paltrows and the By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 12:02 pm
BFFs Hollywood backscratchers Remember last year, when Madonna was supposedly f-cking ARod, they would steal away to Jerry Seinfeld’s place in the Hamptons? It seemed random, non? All favours in Hollywood are eventually repaid. Now Jerry Seinfeld is returning to television. It’s a reality show called The Marriage Ref featuring “opinionated By Lainey • Feb 16, 2010 05:28 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna sneaking around This thing with ARod… it’s baffling. So Page Six is reporting that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have enlisted the services of their wealthy friends to help them spend time together undercover. On October 21, ARod supposedly boarded a helicopter from New York that took him to the Hamptons where By Lainey • Oct 31, 2008 03:17 am
Oprah Winfrey Escaping Oprah’s Wrath Jessica Seinfeld may indeed be the one woman alive who can rival Heather Mills’s goldiggery and yes, she is a manipulative bitch and absolutely a greedy twat. But still I am obsessed. Jessica Seinfeld has also allegedly ripped off someone else’s book. Jessica Seinfeld is apparently a plagiarist. By Lainey • Oct 28, 2007 08:00 pm
Oprah Winfrey Copycat Seinfeld…but will Oprah get revenge? Yes…she’s a scheming golddigging bitch…but I kinda love Jessica Seinfeld. So sinfully manipulative it’s delicious. And somehow she has entranced Jerry Seinfeld. He is completely addicted to her. Saw her at Cannes – as put together as anyone you’ve ever seen, and even better than KFed By Lainey • Oct 18, 2007 08:00 pm