Music Your dad’s garage band The Hollywood Vampires made their big network television debut last night at the Grammys, performing a tribute to Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmister. The Hollywood Vampires, as you know, consist of several proper rock legends, and Johnny Depp, a rock legend in his own mind who’s ostensibly been hiding his By Lainey • Feb 16, 2016 11:55 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp to disappear in a pile of scarves Let’s start with a sidebar—this morning Funny Or Die posted a fifty-minute video called The Art of the Deal: The Movie, which is a “TV movie” from the 1980s based on Donald Trump’s book of the same name, which stars “Donald Trump” as played by a completely By Sarah • Feb 10, 2016 11:32 am
Music Johnny Depp: Grammys not Oscars Johnny Depp was not nominated for an Oscar. You think Amber Heard was more disappointed than he was? Well, she definitely gets to go to the Grammys now. Does that help? The Recording Academy announced this morning that The Hollywood Vampires will perform at the Grammys on Monday, February 15th. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2016 11:40 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Amber Heard is joining Aquaman Remember when the idea of an Aquaman movie was a running joke on Entourage? And now we live in a world where Warner Brothers is seriously going to make an Aquaman movie. Which means we’re living in the Entourage universe. Truly, this is the darkest timeline. Aquaman: No, Seriously By Sarah • Jan 14, 2016 12:42 pm
Johnny Depp Johnny Depp is our favourite That’s how the People’s Choice Awards are titled: Favourite Dramatic Movie Actor. And since this is determined by the people, and we, ostensibly, are the people, Johnny Depp is our Favourite Dramatic Movie Actor. Pause. He used to be. Not even that long ago, he totally was. Now By Lainey • Jan 07, 2016 11:44 am
Johnny Depp “Amanda” gets to go Those photos yesterday of Johnny Depp and his wife, Amber Heard, aka “Amanda” were so gorgeous and glorious, I wanted an excuse to post them again, to help you with not snacking. Golden Globes. Johnny Depp was not nominated for Black Mass. And while Alicia Vikander and Eddie Redmayne are By Lainey • Jan 05, 2016 03:21 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp & “Amanda” Heard in Palm Springs As mentioned earlier, several major Oscar contenders attended the Palm Springs International Film Festival on Saturday to accept awards but, mostly, to campaign for an Oscar nomination. Palm Springs has a great recent record of honouring those who go on to Oscar consideration so, even though they require their award By Lainey • Jan 04, 2016 08:21 am
Johnny Depp The overpaid Savage Forbes released its list of the 10 most overpaid actors yesterday. Coming in at #1: Le Sauvage, Johnny Depp Because a true artist, the one who thinks himself a rock god, should never be appreciated by the masses. So either he doesn’t give a sh-t about this dubious distinction By Lainey • Dec 23, 2015 11:56 am
Best and Worst of 2015 Worst of 2015: Johnny Depp & Amber Heard You know they haven’t even been married a year? Their wedding was in February and that kicked off a year of a lot of us not really feeling Johnny Depp anymore. Every time he showed up with Amber, sh-t went down. Especially in Australia. As you know, they’ve By Lainey • Dec 18, 2015 11:31 am
Movie Reviews and Previews No Depps at the Globes? The Hollywood Foreign Press Association went with Will Smith over Johnny Depp for Best Actor Drama at the Golden Globes. Normally those starf-ckers are all up in Johnny’s ass. Maybe they’re over his scarves. I’m curious though to know how much international press, like proper interviews, he By Lainey • Dec 11, 2015 01:29 pm
Media Manipulation Johnny undercover? Sarah wrote me back today when I messaged her “ugh” about Leonardo DiCaprio surging in the Oscar rankings. As I posted earlier, Leo’s in a one man race – click here for a refresher. But wait… is he, really? As Sarah pointed out, Kris Tapley, the co-awards editor at Variety, By Lainey • Nov 25, 2015 01:49 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Amber Heard's Oscar hopes Wait before you laugh. I'm not saying she's going to be nominated. But Johnny Depp is one of the favourites for a nomination this season for his performance in Black Mass. Which he claims he doesn't want to win. But the nomination? He' By Lainey • Nov 23, 2015 01:19 pm
Style Johnny Depp at the Hollywood Film Awards – one year later The Hollywood Film Awards happened last night. Remember when they were televised last year? And, still, no one knows what the f-ck the Hollywood Film Awards actually mean except that somehow they get a lot of super famous people to show up? Last year at the Hollywood Film Awards, Johnny By Lainey • Nov 02, 2015 10:33 am
Douchebags Amber gives the finger Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's father conspired to punk her for Overhaulin’ for an episode to air next week. Amber has a 1968 Mustang. You see it in pap shots all the time. It also apparently gets stolen all the time. So the setup was that they made By Lainey • Oct 29, 2015 10:56 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Eddie looks for a home Was just talking about Eddie Redmayne in the Brie Larson post earlier. And here he is. Well, here he was a couple of weeks ago (these photos are from September 26 but for some reason just released now) in London with his wife Hannah apparently house hunting. If they find By Lainey • Oct 14, 2015 01:32 pm
Johnny Depp Johnny Depp: good in thumbnails If you don’t enlarge these photos, enjoy them in thumbnail only, Johnny Depp kinda sorta looks not as vile as you’ve grown accustomed to recently. So… maybe don’t pull them up? Because when you pull them up… Well… you just had to, didn’t you? Even though By Lainey • Oct 12, 2015 01:39 pm
