Lindsay Lohan “Ms Lohan said” Lindsay Lohan has been in London for a while. The other night she went to a fashion show. And a NY Times reporter asked her what she’s been doing. Here’s how the NYT reported it: Ms. Lohan said that she has been in London for several months, preparing By Lainey • Jun 19, 2014 03:56 pm
Dumbass James Franco, gossip columnist I made a mistake. Duana and I are working in our hotel room in Banff between meetings. I just made her read James Franco’s new short story, ostensibly about Lindsay Lohan but, really, about how he’s the new Walter Winchell. What a waste of time, time we don’ By Lainey • Jun 10, 2014 12:10 pm
Famewhores Lindsay’s Gym Selfie It seems that Lindsay’s on a bit of a fitness kick right now and she’s got the selfies to prove it. Earlier this week, she posted two separate pictures of herself at the gym wearing a green sports bra in a room filled with exercise equipment. It’s By Dean • Jun 04, 2014 03:38 pm
Style Not the most discerning door policy Keira Knightley was at the Chiltern Firehouse last night in London. Like I’ve been saying, there are celebrities coming in and out of there every night the last few weeks. With paps stationed outside. This place must have hired a really great publicist to get so many famous people By Lainey • May 29, 2014 01:41 pm
Cannes 2014 If Lindsay Lohan is DJ’ing Does anyone come? Lindsay Lohan is in Cannes. Probably some party promoter flew her out there to attract cheesy Euros. Last night she DJ’ed at VIP Room. Now you’ve been seeing party photos from the festival for the past week. And it’s never just one celebrity at By Lainey • May 22, 2014 01:33 pm
Douchebags The Artist is an Attention Whore James Franco denied f-cking Lindsay Lohan on Howard Stern earlier this week. He also called her “delusional” and accused her of being an attention whore at one of his acting classes. Agree. She’s delusional and an attention whore but… Well… James Franco is also an attention whore. Lately he’ By Lainey • May 02, 2014 12:44 pm
Child Stars Lindsay Lohan’s miscarriage The politically correct thing to say here is that it’s so sad that Lindsay Lohan had to go through a miscarriage. Because no one wants to come off as the c-nt who didn’t believe Lindsay Lohan when she said on the final episode of her OWN docu-series that By Lainey • Apr 21, 2014 09:22 am
Hook Ups The low-rent (and probably lying) Vickie Miner Reality Bites came out 20 years ago. 20 years! God I LIVED that movie. My goal then is to throw in a Reality Bites reference any time I can. And especially when I have nothing to say about Lindsay Lohan other than she’s proven herself to be a chronic By Lainey • Mar 19, 2014 12:26 pm
Hook Ups Lindsay Lohan’s “list” INTOUCH Weekly has obtained a piece of paper they claim belonged to Lindsay Lohan. According to the magazine, Lohan was at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, boasting to some friends about all the famous people she’s had sex with and then, when she was done namechecking (namef-cking? By Lainey • Mar 12, 2014 12:46 pm
Lindsay Lohan This looks familiar Lindsay Lohan was in London last night. There were several club stops. She left at 3:30am looking…not so fresh. Timely because a clip from her “docuseries” on OWN was just presented yesterday at the TCAs and at one point she says to camera: “There’s nothing left in By Lainey • Jan 10, 2014 01:02 pm
Lindsay Lohan Teenage Drama Queen Nothing wrong with being a teenage drama queen… when you’re a teen. But Lindsay Lohan is 27 – 27! – and still revels in behaving like the girl who was always crying and fighting with her boyfriend at parties. Page Six reports that Lohan’s been causing sh-t with a group By Maria • Dec 20, 2013 12:10 pm
Girly Throw Downs The Scab that Won’t Heal: Lindsay and Paris 2013 A few months ago, I got a terrible cold sore that eventually went away, but kind of left a weird discoloration below my lip that I haven’t been able to get rid of. Sorry to be gross, but it’s an appropriate analogy for this Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan By Maria • Dec 09, 2013 09:46 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay in Miami Miami. The decadence of Miami. That’s the perfect place to be for someone who’s trying to manage her sobriety. There’s no coke in Miami! So here’s Lindsay Lohan in Miami hanging out by the pool with some friends. She needs some down time, you know? Oprah’ By Lainey • Dec 06, 2013 10:04 am
Hook Ups Lindsay Lohan wants to be a Neeson Page Six has a really funny story today about Lindsay Lohan hooking up with Liam Neeson’s son Michael. Lohan is 27. Michael is 18. Apparently she’s in a “younger man” phase right now and lured him into the bathroom with her at a house party the other night. By Lainey • Dec 04, 2013 11:31 am
Dumbass Miley Cyrus + Lindsay Lohan If you’ve been reading this blog regularly the last couple months, you probably know by now that Miley Cyrus’s tonguing, etc, doesn’t bother me as much as it’s bothered other people. What’s bothered me the most is a quote I read from her in the By Lainey • Oct 29, 2013 10:00 am
Douchebags Oprah almost broke up with Lindsay Lohan Oprah gave Lindsay Lohan a reality show and promised to pay her $2 million. Lindsay agreed to an exclusive interview and claimed that she’d changed. Now TMZ reports that Opes almost broke up with Lohan a few weeks ago because Lohan wasn’t showing up for work. Oh, surprise. By Lainey • Sep 26, 2013 10:44 am