Girly Throw Downs Gwyneth’s twin face & throwdown with Madonna Yesterday during the liveblog, a commenter noted that Gwyneth Paltrow’s f-cked up face in Geneva now resembles her trainer’s Tracy Anderson. You know how that lady always looked like she was just skinned? Gwyneth totally looked like she was just skinned. I’m posting pictures of both. The By Lainey • Jan 19, 2011 09:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Are you still in there? Madonna took her new boychildfriend out last night in London. Apparently they were stalking dancers. They say she’s planning another tour. There was a time when I would throw myself on the ground weeping fangirl tears at the mere mention of a Madonna tour. Now? Meh. I want her By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 08:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna’s Lola loves Harry vair vair much Last week Madge’s daughter updated her blog and, as all 14 year old girls do, Lola moaned about hating her hair and wanting to change the colour. To blue. Note her mother’s reaction: I don’t know if any of you saw my hair yet but its mad By Lainey • Dec 22, 2010 03:49 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP: Monograms & Madonna Today’s GOOP is about GOOP gifts. Gwyneth’s holiday recommendations. Really? Do we really need fancy recipe cards? I’m sorry. I judge too much. And maybe unfairly. Anyway, the best part of the newsletter is Gwyneth’s monogrammed Louis Vuitton suitcase. Obviously. She even includes a photo. Gwyneth. By Lainey • Nov 18, 2010 06:56 am
Parent Pimps What gives you away Is the smile Replaced by a scowl Only teenagers Match their expressions To their eyeliner Only teenagers are over Everything What gives you away Is that you Are just like them About as original as Writing a song about What gives you away Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 04:08 am
Amazingness Hear Lourdes speak Madonna and Lourdes walked the pink carpet together at the Material Girl launch at Macy’s last night in New York and actually stopped for joint interviews on the press line and while Lourdes has certainly been heard before, this is really the first time she’s been broadcast so By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 03:51 am
Amazingness Tender Mother Madonna and Teen Girls Madonna continues to direct W.E. in London. She also wrote the script... Anyway, Lourdes has been with her mom almost constantly on set – she even has a walk on role – obviously eager to follow in the family business. Has been for a while. Madonna raising a teenager - there By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 09:00 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna, Sean, and Elvis I always wished Madonna’s birthday was not on August 16. Because August 16 is when Elvis died. It seemed like bad luck to me. I’ve mentioned my Elvis obsession when I was younger, right? One of the details that always upset me was how heavy his coffin was. By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 07:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Madonna: her directing, her face, her kids Madonna has been busy directing a new movie the last few weeks. Production on W.E., like Julie & Julia for Wallace Simpson, has moved to London and Madge was on set, shuttling around on her bike the other day, at one point visited by her children. More on that By Lainey • Aug 10, 2010 04:58 am
Amazingness Lola’s Summer Adventures Hadn’t had a chance yet this week to write about Lola’s latest blog entry but don’t want to leave for Vegas before indulging in the amazingness that is Madonna’s oldest daughter. 14 year old creatures are entertaining enough as it is. You throw privilege and fame By Lainey • Jul 29, 2010 08:50 am
BFFs G prefers B As posted yesterday, Madonna and her kids and her boyfriend Jesus were sidestage for the Jay-Z performance at the Wireless Festival in London the other day – click here for a refresher. Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend were also part of the VIP contingent close enough to breathe on the Jigga. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 03:25 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna & Jesus: sidestage kissing Madonna took Jesus and her kids Lourdes and Rocco to the Jay-Z Wireless Festival performance in Hyde Park yesterday. At one point she and Jesus were spotted sharing a tender moment followed by a kiss. What she should be doing is taking notes. From an artist who is producing music By Lainey • Jul 05, 2010 05:45 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Material Girl at True Blue 24 This is Madonna at Macy’s in New York promoting Material Girl, her new fashion line for teens inspired by daughter Lola. As you can see, Madge covered up in a leather jacket and gloves, part for style, certainly, but it also seems that as she ages, she’s becoming By Lainey • Jul 01, 2010 04:07 am
Style Online Lola As you know, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes who goes by Lola is the inspiration behind Madonna’s new clothing line for teens called Material Girl. In support of the launch, Lola is now blogging on the collection’s official site, her first entry posted this week. Click here to read By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 02:15 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP & Madge & Posh In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 03:24 am
Amazingness Madonna channels 1987 self Written by Sarah It’s Maddona! Looking like Madonna! For the first time in what feels like a hundred years, here’s Madonna looking like herself, instead of a frightening lizard person. This is the Madonna I love. Weird clothes no one else could ever wear, exiting a nightclub (Aurora By Lainey • May 21, 2010 07:41 am
