Jock Smut Manslinger sex machine The World Series is happening right now in New York as the Yankees host the Phillies in Game 1 with ARod running a hot streak and everyone attributing it to the Manslinger's good loving. Straight up old fashioned good loving, that apparently is the Manslinger secret. According to By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:03 pm
BFFs No GOOP on girl’s night? Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up for dinner last night in London. Where’s Gwyneth? She’d be there too if she could. Or maybe it’s Tracy Anderson who’s come between Madge and G? Doubtful. G would never choose a lowly employee over the Queen of Pop. Gwyneth By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 04:06 am
Break Ups No Madge, but can she hang on to GOOP? Not long ago Tracy Anderson was the sh-t. She was training with Madonna, touring with Madonna, featured by GOOP, opening her own gym in NYC. But no one in NYC seemed interested. Stagnant membership, bad press due to her shady past, accusations that her methods were not realistic, and now By Lainey • Oct 12, 2009 02:41 am
Smutty Surgery Madonna & Letterman Have great chemistry. It’s a sexy tension, it crackles, not uncomfortably, and the result is compelling television, even if her face is a little scary now. Because more and more, up close especially and without the sunglasses, she’s starting not to look like herself…right? Anyway, during the By Lainey • Oct 01, 2009 03:54 am
Smutty Surgery More like Faye Dunaway My BFF Alan W wrote the other day that he thought Madonna looked good at the VMAs. That her face had fallen some, more relaxed, less taut. But that doesn’t mean she didn’t look like Faye Dunaway. Truth: when I first saw photos of Faye Dunaway at the By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 03:59 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Madonna, MJ, and Miss Janet Lainey loves Madonna. So do I. But that speech? That speech, Madonna? The one that’s supposed to be about Michael Jackson, that you sorta hijacked and it became all about you? I get that she was drawing parallels between the two of them, since they are both icons, and By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 05:24 am
Parent Pimps Rocco Dance Party Yesterday his sister had the spotlight, today it’s Rocco. Madonna’s oldest son took the stage last night in Tel Aviv for a little dance party of his own… Cute, non? It was the final show of the Sticky & Sweet Tour. Madonna has been in high spirits all By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 03:29 am
Parent Pimps Madonna & Lourdes On stage together! Last night, the 2nd last night in Tel Aviv, Lourdes joined her mom on stage for Give It To Me. At the final Sticky & Sweet show this evening, she’s expected to jump up again as she’s been practising the choreography for weeks. Lola has By Lainey • Sep 02, 2009 02:48 am
Parent Pimps Celebration Lourdes The video for Madonna’s new single Celebration has just been released online. The smutty buzz coming out of the clip is the inclusion of Jesus Luz, and the way he and Madge pretend to be lovers as she takes his jacket off and moves in to kiss him. Ugh. By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 04:53 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone 51 year old ass This is what it looks like. Madonna turned 51 yesterday, celebrated at a dinner party in Portofino seated beside her petting toy Jesus Luz. In the soft candlelight, and having chilled out a little on the face work, Madge easily, from this blurry pap distance, looks 10 years younger. Does By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 07:19 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Missing Gwyneth? Gwyneth is still shooting Iron Man 2 so she missed on dinner with her girls last night in London. Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up at Locanda Locatelli to catch up. Up until a couple of a weeks ago, both women had 3 children. Now Madge has taken the lead By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 03:24 am
Famewhores Jesus has Mercy with Madonna It’s not the title of the next Bible lesson but you know she loves the allusion, right? Madonna resumed her Sticky & Sweet Tour in London at the O2 this weekend and has had her entire family in town for a couple of weeks to prepare. Jesus Luz has By Lainey • Jul 06, 2009 05:27 am
BFFs A GOOPy nursery? As you know, Madge was able to find the perfect financial combination to make Mercy her new daughter and will be bringing her little girl home to New York very soon. From Africa to the rich life, according to the Sun (hit and miss on reliability), Madonna is asking Gwyneth By Lainey • Jun 18, 2009 03:45 am
Baby and Bump Obsession They give her Mercy After all the shenanigans from earlier this week, Malawian officials have approved Madonna’s adoption, overruling an earlier decision denying her attempt on the grounds that she hadn’t spent enough time in the country. These are the benefits of unlimited resources. Here’s my favourite detail about the announcement: By Lainey • Jun 12, 2009 03:11 am
Famewhores PR f-ck-up or tabloid f-ckery? Uk tabloids reported today that Madonna's Mercy adoption attempt will be officially approved on Sunday by a Malawian court. Her lawyer however has publicly announced that that report was false, and very damaging. Apparently the judges are still deliberating and a decision could come down any day. This By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 07:37 am
Girly Throw Downs The women of ARod Shame. It’s a shameful association. Sharing a past over Johnny Depp is one thing. Sharing Alex Rodriguez??? F-cking embarrassing. And this is exactly how you’d describe it for Madonna and Kate Hudson. Maybe less so for Kate Hudson. After all, she manslings with douchebags all the time. Lance By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 04:40 am
