Douchebags Ashton Kutcher on Character On Saturday night, Ashton Kutcher was presented with the Robert D. Ray Pillar of Character Award at Drake University’s An-All Star Evening in Iowa (Ashton’s home state). You can watch the full video here: Ashton is such an actor. That isn’t to say he’s a good By Maria • Apr 10, 2017 01:32 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Kunis & Kutcher’s New Baby and a set of “Hollywood” Twins Over the weekend, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher announced the birth of their son, Dimitri Portwood Kutcher. I am all for this. Every bit of it. In a way, Dimitri is an obvious choice (though I suspect that in this family they’re going to be less likely to use By Duana • Dec 05, 2016 12:32 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 10, 2016 So this guy, Joseph Kahn (he directs Taylor Swift videos) goes out of his way to comment on/insert himself into stories but thinks gossip is feminine and thus beneath him? And the transgender joke, very edgy (in 1986). Awww Buffy and Brenda. My #mondaymuse (and really every day #muse) By Maria • Aug 10, 2016 01:58 pm
Media Manipulation Bad Moms, Bad Trailer Last week, Lainey wrote about Mila Kunis revealing her former f-ckbuddy relationship with Ashton Kutcher on Howard Stern. It’s notable because Mila and Ashton are privacy scolds, except on the red carpet. And when she’s talking about her pregnancy on Ellen. Besides that, they are inscrutable! Right now By Maria • Jul 26, 2016 11:25 am
Media Manipulation Mila Kunis’s very private casual sex Mila Kunis is currently out there promoting Bad Moms. As part of the media tour, she stopped by Howard Stern. And Howard asked her about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher, how they ended up married. Mila obliged. With all the answers. I’ve embedded the audio below but, briefly, if By Lainey • Jul 20, 2016 01:35 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, May 2, 2016 That 70s Show reunion, minus Topher. He doesn’t seem like the reunion type. Family #that70sshow 💓💓 A photo posted by Laura Prepon (@lauraprepon) onApr 29, 2016 at 9:38pm PDT Like many dads, David Beckham got a BBQ for his birthday. Unlike other dads he’s still highly f-ckable after By Maria • May 02, 2016 04:09 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Mila’s bra dress The dress fits her well. She’s wearing it as well as it could possibly be worn. But does it look weird to you? Like the black part is too small or crunched? To me, because I guess proportion is the word of the day, the proportion seems weird. By Lainey • Apr 15, 2016 03:01 pm
TV Updates Mila & Ashton at Kimmel No Strings Attached was on one of the movie channels the other night. I can’t not watch it. Ashton Kutcher is a terrible actor. And he’s terrible in this movie. Like when he tells Natalie Portman at the end that this is it and she can’t be By Lainey • Mar 29, 2016 11:22 am
Ashton Kutcher Russell Brand on the “vapid, vacuous life” of Katy Perry Russell Brand has a new documentary coming out called BRAND: A Second Coming. The trailer is below. And everyone’s talking about how he talks about his failed marriage to Katy Perry, specifically about their lifestyle and how intolerable it was to maintain a relationship under the duress of fame By Lainey • Oct 28, 2015 11:31 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Mila Kunis in London But she’s not promoting Ted 2. I say this because someone just came into my office, saw the photos of her up on the screen, and remarked casually that, “Oh, is she promoting Ted 2?” Because Ted 2, as you’ve likely seen, is currently being promoted and it’ By Lainey • Jun 23, 2015 05:13 pm
BFFs Mila Kunis is Cool Girl Mila Kunis is currently promoting hot mess Jupiter Ascending and is dutifully doing the talk show rounds – I wrote about her appearance on Ellen here. Yesterday she was on Reddit for an AMA and she definitely has a twinkle. She’s sharp, she’s funny and there isn’t a By Maria • Feb 06, 2015 03:13 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Ashton's private but public love note for Mila Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis (the Kutchers?) are always telling us how private they are – they issued a baby photo montage when their daughter was born and like to talk about privacy. And how much they dislike the paparazzi, because they just want to be left in peace (courtside at By Maria • Feb 03, 2015 03:50 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Jupiter is not Norbit Premiere of Jupiter Ascending last night. Reviews haven’t been great. BUT some noteworthy critics have given it some love. Like Hitfix’s Drew McWeeny who called it a “wicked slice of entertainment”. Alonso Duralde over at The Wrap calls it “breathlessly exciting but utterly ridiculous”. See, that’s how By Lainey • Feb 03, 2015 12:46 pm
Ashton Kutcher Mila adores Ashton courtside Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Laker game the other night. Courtside seats. Only. Obviously. As you can see, she adores him. At least that’s what I’m reading on her face. She looks at him like no one could possibly be more interesting, more fascinating, more By Lainey • Dec 22, 2014 01:07 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Ashton the Dadsplainer Between the Sony hack and the Golden Globes nominations (and snubs), it’s been a great week for gossip. So why are we talking about Ashton Kutcher? Oh, right, because he had a baby. Ashton was on Ellen (what was he promoting – the end of his sh-tty ass sexist stupid By Maria • Dec 12, 2014 03:10 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Post-Baby BS We spend a lot of time here discussing the hard sell of parenthood in the tabloids: baby bump speculation, the motherhood/fatherhood whitewash, selling photos, social media posts, even maternity clothing. There’s an argument to be made that Hollywood commodifies women’s bodies, and that attitude extends into the By Maria • Nov 13, 2014 03:09 pm
