Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson makes it easy When you break up with someone and they start to look worse and worse, does it make you feel better? Kind human beings are not supposed to think like this. Nice people with hearts and good values don’t have these thoughts. I think we’ve established though that humanity By Lainey • Aug 08, 2014 11:38 am
Media Manipulation Robert Pattinson’s blind riddle Robert Pattinson covers the new ESQUIRE UK. It’s good shot on the cover. But inside… Those hands. Those weirdly delicate hands scraping his head, why do we need to see this? I interviewed someone recently with the same kind of hands. They’re the hands of the creeper in By Lainey • Jul 31, 2014 11:17 am
BFFs Wholesome night Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron went bowling together last night in LA, exactly the kind of wholesome activity both are known to spend their time on. OK. There was a time when Zac was said to be jealous of Robert for all the attention he was getting, or taking. Zac By Lainey • Jul 23, 2014 03:36 pm
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson’s girlfriend Robert Pattinson was interviewed recently by the Telegraph to promote The Rover. He doesn’t have clothes, he doesn’t have a home, self-deprecating, self-deprecating, ha ha ha, blah blah blah, the usual. Only two details stood out to me. You know how I’m always on him for not By Lainey • Jun 24, 2014 01:01 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson emotes After Twilight wrapped up in 2012, Robert Pattinson took a year off, releasing no movies in 2013. This year, he’s back in front of the public with two new movies, The Rover and Maps to the Stars, from well-respected directors in which he plays a supporting role (he might By Sarah • Jun 19, 2014 11:15 am
Hook Ups Fetch: Robert Pattinson & Katy Perry Robert Pattinson is in New York on the morning show circuit to promote The Rover. I quite like his sock choice. Out of Cannes, everyone was saying that his performance in the film is the best of his career. He has a supporting role in both The Rover and Maps By Lainey • Jun 17, 2014 11:31 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Casting Roulette: Indiana Jones Edition There’s a rumor going around—a dirty, dirty rumor—that Robert Pattinson, he of the tea-pouring hands and mothering hips, has somehow risen to the top of Disney’s wish list for their inevitable Indiana Jones reboot. Look, Pattinson is not a terrible actor. He’s really not. Twilight By Sarah • Jun 09, 2014 12:56 pm
Media Manipulation Robert Pattinson’s supporting Cannes A selection of shots of Robert Pattinson in Cannes is attached. Pattinson was at the festival representing two films – first The Rover and then David Cronenberg’s Maps To The Stars. Pattinson’s performance in The Rover was called by many to be the best of his career. And he By Lainey • May 20, 2014 01:33 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews No Brange Cannes…but a Twi-Hard substitute Though it was widely speculated that Maleficent would show up in Cannes, she was not on the official list that was released today. Is that a definite “NO”? Or are they just waiting for their own moment before dropping the Brange bomb on everyone else’s ass? In the absence By Lainey • Apr 17, 2014 10:22 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Map to the latest mindf-ck David Cronenberg’s next film is called Maps To The Stars featuring Julianne Moore, John Cusack, Robert Pattinson, and Mia Wasikowska. There’s another reason why Lindsay Lohan will never: Mia Wasikowska, whose chill detachment and uncontrived aloofness (oh hi Rooney Mara) is perfect for Cronenberg’s latest mindf-ck. I By Lainey • Apr 15, 2014 10:12 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson’s winter pants …and future Oscar? The point of this article was supposed to be the pants. But I decided to google him anyway just to see if there was anything else to say. This was the headline: Robert Pattinson might be nominated for an Oscar… What? They’re already putting together long lists for consideration By Lainey • Mar 17, 2014 11:44 am
Chinese Squawking Chicken Robert Pattinson drags a cow How about one for the Twi-Hards? Robert Pattinson is working on a film in Toronto. I live in Toronto. He was on set today with a cow. Dragging the cow. I am a cow. A f-cking cow. Let's just go ahead and call the cow Lainey, even though By Lainey • Feb 26, 2014 03:26 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews James Dean and Robert Pattinson Robert Pattinson is in Toronto shooting a movie with Dane DeHaan. DeHaan plays James Dean. And something something something about a photographer who took pictures of Dean for LIFE Magazine? Pattinson is apparently the photographer which, given that he's the bigger name -- so far -- I guess By Lainey • Feb 20, 2014 01:08 pm
BFFs Yes, London is better Tom Sturridge celebrated his birthday last night at a pub in Notting Hill. At least that’s what the paps are saying. Sturridge’s official birthday is December 21. Maybe they decided to do it early because Christmas dominates around that time? Do you have a birthday that has to By Lainey • Dec 06, 2013 01:26 pm
Maple Leaf Robert Pattinson in Rob Ford’s afterglow It is a new day. And Mayor Rob Ford is at City Hall in Toronto. The morning is full of possibilities. Yesterday morning Ford talked about eating pussy and how much pussy he gets at home with his wife. Right now, as I write this post, I’m listening to By Lainey • Nov 15, 2013 11:18 am
Hook Ups Between Kristen Stewart and Dylan Penn Here’s Robert Pattinson leaving the gym yesterday after training with Harley Pasternak. And also photos of him heading out of Chateau Marmont the other night. He’s been wearing that beanie for years. Do you think it’s the same one? I keep losing toques. How do people keep By Lainey • Nov 12, 2013 09:30 am
