Break Ups The Gisele Bundchen School of Goodbye Tom Brady announced his retirement (again) yesterday. Immediately after his post went up on his social media channels, everybody on the internet thought about Gisele Bundchen. Because as we all know, his fake retirement last year resulted in their divorce. And since then Gisele hasn’t looked back. She kicked By Lainey • Feb 02, 2023 01:09 pm
Jock Smut Tom Brady: A Premiere and (another) Retirement Tom Brady was in LA last night for the premiere of 80 For Brady with Sally Field, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, and Lily Tomlin. I don’t care if this movie gets destroyed by critics; I’m seeing it anyway and I’m pretty sure I’m going to love By Lainey • Feb 01, 2023 11:54 am
Tom Brady Intro for January 13, 2023 Dear Gossips, The bankruptcy of cryptocurrency firm FTX is ongoing, and this week included the release of documents that list the company’s biggest investors, including New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Patriots lost boy Tom Brady, and recent New England ex-pat Gisele Bündchen. Brady was a brand ambassador for By Sarah • Jan 13, 2023 09:19 am
Legal issues Intro for November 18, 2022 Dear Gossips, Two weeks ago, Tom Brady was the Most Divorced Man. Today, however, he is just An Extremely Divorced Man, as Elon Musk is currently holding the Most Divorced Man crown. But Tom Brady still has Woes. Not that this is a call to pity Tom Brady—it is By Sarah • Nov 18, 2022 09:05 am
Break Ups Tom Brady “didn’t want” this Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are officially divorced. As mentioned earlier this week, their divorce was legal the day they filed the paperwork, and even though the confirmation was preceded by weeks of speculation, when it finally happened, it was swift and efficient – or at least it seemed to be By Lainey • Nov 02, 2022 11:40 am
Break Ups The End of Tom and Gisele Friday felt like a gossip classic – a power couple breakup announcement at the end of the week, just before Halloween weekend, in the hopes that people would be preoccupied with their weekend plans and lose interest. But Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have been big interest ever since he took By Lainey • Oct 31, 2022 10:49 am
Break Ups Tom and Gisele: is this the end(zone)? There are four marriage stories dominating pop culture this fall: Brad and Angelina (sad and dark), The Try Guys (emotional), Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo (embarrassing but expected), and Tom and Gisele, which I think is the most nuanced split we’ve seen in a long time. Tom Brady and By Maria • Oct 05, 2022 02:06 pm
Jock Smut Tom and Gisele’s summer holiday NFL training camp doesn’t start for another month so Tom Brady still has a few weeks of holiday mode left before he has to get back in game shape (although he’s been seen doing squats on the boat). He and Gisele Bundchen are currently in Portofino with their By Lainey • Jun 29, 2022 03:51 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Intro for June 24, 2022 Dear Gossips, It’s not that I am unaware that everything sucks right now. The January 6 hearings continue, providing a daily stream of terrifying reminders of how close we were—are?—to losing our democracy, Netflix just laid off 300 more people who probably didn’t have anything to By Sarah • Jun 24, 2022 09:18 am
Jock Smut Tom Brady, Broadcaster Tom Brady announced his retirement a few months ago. Then he unretired and confirmed he will return as QB1 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this upcoming season. Now it’s reported that when he eventually retires for good, he’ll head to the broadcasting booth. FOX Sports has apparently reached By Lainey • May 11, 2022 12:54 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom Brady Peyton Mannings Today in Surely An AI Spat This Out At Random news, Tom Brady’s first post-retirement gig is starring in a comedy movie with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Rita Moreno, and Sally Field. I have TRIPLE CHECKED that sentence and it is 100% true and not at all the work By Sarah • Feb 25, 2022 02:53 pm
Gossip Nostalgia Gisele’s note to Tom Tom Brady was on Howard Stern this morning and, for our interests and purposes, let’s focus on what he said about his relationship with Gisele Bundchen. Tom told Howard that Gisele wrote him a note a couple of years ago; they were having problems because she felt that he By Lainey • Apr 08, 2020 11:59 am
Assy Style Gisele in white As it is every year, everyone comes to LA for Oscar week, whether they’re involved in the Oscars or not. Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady were in LA last night as she was honoured by the UCLA IoES for her environmental activism. Sure, they’re not just there to By Lainey • Feb 22, 2019 12:14 pm
Photo Assumption Tom Brady’s “victory shave” If you’ve been reading this site a while, you know how I feel about hair luck. Back in 2008, I covered the Super Bowl in Glendale, AZ when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants. It’s probably one of the best Super Bowls of all By Lainey • Feb 07, 2019 03:59 pm
Met Gala 2018 Gisele & Tom: Met’s Worst Versace Yesterday when I posted about Gisele Bundchen, I mentioned that I wasn’t sure if I’d be including her in today’s Met Gala coverage because of what happened last year, when she and Tom were co-chairs for the Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons exhibit and couldn’t be By Lainey • May 08, 2018 09:42 am
Jock Smut Tom Brady’s TB12 method I’m pretty sure my family would only disown me over two things: 1. If I murdered someone and 2. If I became a New England Patriots fan. My family is very just and very into football. I think I could get my mom to help me bury a body By Kathleen • Mar 13, 2018 09:57 am
