Tiffany Haddish said on Instagram live yesterday that she’s not talking about #WhoBitBeyonce anymore because she’s signed the NDA. We have long known about Beyoncé and the NDAs. But we never know how it happens. How does that phone call go down? Does Beyoncé personally approach Tiffany to tell her that an assistant will be sending a courier over to hand-deliver the NDA? Does someone from Parkwood call Tiffany’s agent? Does a separate NDA have to be drafted for each and every occasion? Like is Kelly Rowland signing an NDA every time she and B hang out? Or is it a blanket NDA that covers each and every Beyoncé interaction in perpetuity? If that’s the case, is that, like, a friendship contract? Because if it’s a friendship contract, doesn’t that mean that Tiffany Haddish is now friends with Beyoncé for life? And that we should all be so lucky to have Beyoncé ask us to sign an NDA? Sorry, that was a lot of questions. (Dlisted)
Princess Kate is supposedly giving Meghan Markle advice about fashion and style. Supposedly. Does Meghan really need Kate to be coaching her on clothes? Should any Middleton be dispensing advice on clothes to anyone? Wouldn’t it be more believable if it was the other way around? I don’t love everything that Meghan wears. But at the very least Meghan’s not clinging onto those tired-ass updos that Kate insists on for formal occasions. And those f-cking cork wedges. (Cele|bitchy)
Sweet Blue Ivy, what the f-ck am I looking at? Here’s a candidate for worst outfit of the week. Or month. Or maybe year. It’s Kate Hudson in the worst pantsuit ever. And it’s bad even before we get to the pants. Those large buttons are heinous. The large lapels with the extra large pockets, also heinous. The white stitching is very heinous. And, finally, those pants are the most heinous. (Go Fug Yourself)
Chris Pine died in Wonder Woman. Sorry if that was a spoiler for you but the movie came out 9 months ago. Many of you with a Chris Pine crush started crushing on him in that movie. So how do you move on from Chris Pine? Easy. Pedro Pascal. Not that they’ve confirmed that he’ll be a love interest for Diana but it’s an excellent decision if he is. I’ll take Pedro Pascal over Chris Pine every time. (Looper)
Oh yeah, Zac Efron. Right? Zac Efron has been pretty quiet lately. I feel like he was pretty quiet even during the promotional tour for The Last Showman…or am I remembering it wrong and was I just not paying attention? Zac’s been working on the Ted Bundy movie. There’s no release date for it yet but I wonder if it’ll hit the festival circuit later this year and, if that’s the case, whether or not Zac will think he has a chance at some awards. Staying quiet and then re-emerging by playing a serial killer isn’t a terrible strategy. Anyway, here’s Zac with Alexandra Daddario so now people are again wondering if they’re dating. (TMZ)
Remember Serial? The first season? And Adnan Syed? And how we all became cell phone trackers and tried to time the distance between Best Buy and the woods? A major update on the case was announced today. Adnan is getting a new trial! (Rolling Stone)
