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Addressing rumours that he’s now one with The Church, Will Smith told the NY Daily News:

"I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths. You don"t have to be Jewish to be a friend of Steven Spielberg. You don"t have to be a Muslim to be a friend of Muhammad Ali. And you don"t have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise.”

Not but you do have to have a nice ass. And a penis to go with it.

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