Jackie Chan's legend is not just limited to Asia. We're not fighting about this, are we? He's a legend around the world. But please don't ask me how he can look exactly the same after all these years. I watched my first Jackie Chan movie probably when I was around 7 or 8. He hasn't changed!

Did you know Jackie's getting an Oscar this year? An honourary Oscar for his contribution to film, ahem,  beyond the Rush Hour movies. The ceremony is in November. Will he wear a tux or will he wear a Chinese formal collar? I'm hoping for the Chinese formal.

Speaking of his clothes though, please check out his jeans. So...I'm all for monogramming the sh-t out of my sh-t but this ... is ...well...it's amazingly Chinese. We like our sh-t tacky. Like, my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, wants a pair right now, I bet you. Right over the pocket like that:

JUDY YEUNG

Except instead of "surf" hers would say "mah-jong".

Please also enjoy the size of the Chinese mic flash.