Today is July 22. It’s also Selena Gomez’s champagne birthday. I love a champagne birthday. Apparently she’s celebrating in Saint Tropez with her new best friend Cara Delevingne. They’re on a massive yacht. Fitting for a champagne birthday, right?

And here’s something Taylor Swift just posted on Instagram:

No time for girl sh-t on a champagne birthday?

Or…is Taylor trying to tell us she’s the bigger one?

So far, no birthday messages from Justin Bieber. But yesterday he wore this outfit in LA and if I were her, that would have just about dried me up forever down there where he’s concerned.