Today is July 22. It’s also Selena Gomez’s champagne birthday. I love a champagne birthday. Apparently she’s celebrating in Saint Tropez with her new best friend Cara Delevingne. They’re on a massive yacht. Fitting for a champagne birthday, right? And here’s something Taylor Swift just posted on Instagram: No time for girl sh-t on a champagne birthday? Or…is Taylor trying to tell us she’s the bigger one? So far, no birthday messages from Justin Bieber. Full Story

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were on hand at the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy last night to christen Pratt’s new career as a movie star. I’m not loving his suit. It’s boring, and the tie looks sloppy (needs pressing?), and his douche hair is too much. Chris Pratt is so cute! What is this look? Why is he fighting his hotness? Chris Evans is always fighting his hotness—I need one of the Chrises to just own his sh*t and show up looking great. Full Story

All jumpsuits are not the same. Some jumpsuits are worn by Cameron Diaz at the premiere of Sex Tape, designed by Stella McCartney. They’re generous in the right spots, cut right in other spots, and slit beautifully at the ankles. I love it. I LOVE it. And then there’s Katie Holmes at an event in New York, also in a jumpsuit, with much less success. Full Story

I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a new level of celebrity. But Cuoco showed up to two events this week – first on Wednesday at the Vera Wang opening and then last night at Critics’ Choice. Full Story

Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, and Rob Lowe are in Barcelona to promote Sex Tape. It opens on July 18. This will be Cam’s second release this year. The Other Woman did well. Sex Tape? I’m not sure. Has there been a blockbuster comedy this summer? A Million Ways To Die In The West was supposed to be. Full Story

The Order of the Garter service happened yesterday in London where both Prince Charles and Prince William were in attendance. Princess Catherine was there to support her father-in-law and husband. Camilla couldn’t come because she’s sick. She’s done this before, Katy Cambridge, but if it were me and Jacek, we would not be able to keep a straight face looking at all those feathers. Full Story

Justin Timberlake has a month off from touring. His wife joined him for a large part of his travels overseas but they were not photographed together often. Now, though, they're back home in California and decided to go golfing this weekend. Paps hang out at golf courses? Let's talk about her golf outfit. Full Story

Terrifying what's happening right now. The Visor is having a moment. You know who's been wearing -- or you could say "rocking" -- the visor for years and years and years? You'd know if you've ever been to a Chinese mall. Or played golf. Asian ladies. My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. Full Story

I don't remember hating a Nicole Kidman dress as much as I hate the one she wore last night at the Celebrate Life Ball in Melbourne. Is it maybe her worst dress of all time? Definitely a contender, non? And I say this because, as you know, as we've seen, Nicole's standard is high. Full Story

What did you do this weekend? Was it an Orange Is The New Black weekend? Jacek was in Montreal for the F1 leaving me at home, alone, with the dogs. And OITNB. SO f-cking good. And how am I relating them to Brange? Brange, Maddox, and Miss Zahara were at LAX this weekend. As you can see, Angelina is wearing the dreaded kitten heel. Full Story

Nicolas Cage was at the Guns N’ Roses show the other night. That’s Andrew Dice Clay with him. The photo was posted on the band’s Instagram.  Please take a close look at Cage’s style – the hat, the beads around the neck, the t-shirt with his own face, that f-cked up belt, what appears to be fringe on his pants, the cane, the rings, waving around a glass of wine… And my first question, swear to God, when I saw this picture on Dlisted Full Story

Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. Full Story

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten heel. Supposedly the fashion people are trying to make it happen. Full Story

Lupita Nyong’o wore something you probably hate to the CFDAs last night. Me? I’m all over it. The makeup. The colours. The shorts/pants. The length of the shorts/pants. I mean, it’s a fashion event. Why bother with a strapless ball gown or some forgettable cocktail dress that you couldn’t tell apart from everybody else? And especially on the day that it’s announced that you’ll be in the new Star Wars movie. Full Story