Everyone is in Paris (ft. Hudson and JLo)

Paris Fashion Week continues, as do press tours and the ceaseless spinning of our pale blue dot through the cold and unfeeling cosmos. Hudson Williams is still in Paris, and hanging out with model Yasmin Wijnaldum, who walked in the DSquared2 show with him earlier this year. I’m sure everyone is being totally normal about Hudson hanging out with a model in Paris. I’m not poking into those internet corners today. It’s summertime, not bummertime.

Also in Paris is Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana; Demi Moore and her daughter, Tallulah Willis; and Bradley Cooper and Gigi Hadid grabbing a bite with Pedro Pascal and his sister, Lux Pascal. Jessica Alba and Danny Ramirez turned up for the Fendi show along with Monica Bellucci and Sarah Jessica Parker. But it’s Jennifer Lopez who turned the city into her runway.

JLo had a multi-change day in Paris, showing up for Celia Kritharioti’s show in a sheer gown with a plumed shrug, which she then followed with a white Stephane Rolland fit including a kicky, sort of babydoll dress with one hell of a scroll down surprise for a skirt. I truly do not know what to call this situation:

 

I would really be into this outfit if it weren’t for the skirt thing happening. This would be super cute as just a swingy mini dress. The skirt, though, is some kind of horror. It has crawled from the depths of the sea to wrap itself around JLo’s legs. It is begging for mercy. It should be sent back to the sea with all the other cursed wretches.

Other than that, though, it’s fashion but make it cute!