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Celebrities who deserve to be told to sit DOWN.

What they say about Lea Michele

January 5, 2011 09:44:00 Posted at January 5, 2011 09:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ll learn nothing important about Lea Michele in a Lea Michele interview. Good gossip about Lea Michele however turns up in interviews with other people. She rolls up like a movie extra and drops some gold in your lap and it’s the best sh-t ever. Did you read Matthew Morrison’s Details profile? Click here Full Story

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Don’t torture the artist

December 7, 2010 09:30:00 Posted at December 7, 2010 09:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Flipping through photos from the Marrakesh Film Festival last night I was overcome with such an overwhelming Sit DOWN BITCH PLEASE I knew I had to share it. This is Michael Pitt of Boardwalk Empire, his hair newly dark, his girlfriend extra hungry, his lips ultra pouty, his expression uber artistic. Full Story

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Inside the Alba Bitch’s Actor Studio

November 5, 2010 13:30:28 Posted at November 5, 2010 13:30:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen the Alba Bitch’s new spread for Elle? She’s thin enough, I don’t know why her waist had to be made look that size. But whatever. According to Kelly Osbourne, this must mean Jessica Alba is happy happy happy! Skinny = Happy! Alba has a supporting role in the upcoming Little Fockers. Full Story

John Legend’s face says it all

June 28, 2010 06:28:21 Posted at June 28, 2010 06:28:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. Full Story

Art falls

June 23, 2010 08:36:00 Posted at June 23, 2010 08:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lady Gaga arrived at Heathrow today in full costume and ended up bailing on her face in front of photographers. It’s the price you pay. And certainly she knows it, and so in her mind, this would be considered a flawed performance. Or perhaps the falling is the performance. With her you never know. Full Story

JailBait vs Sue Sylvester

May 31, 2010 08:14:32 Posted at May 31, 2010 08:14:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. When asked by Billboard about the show, JailBait said that: “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. Full Story

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Why Is for Chanel

February 10, 2010 09:31:34 Posted at February 10, 2010 09:31:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic jut of her jaw. Full Story

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January 6, 2010 08:46:23 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

Sit DOWN Centaur

December 15, 2009 14:03:36 Posted at December 15, 2009 14:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please. These ‘roidy motherf-ckers and their massive egos. First reaction when the ego takes a bruising is to call up the boys and pull their dicks out in retaliation. Who else but Alex Rodriguez? He and Manslinger Kate Hudson are no longer together. You’ve seen Kate in action. Through Owen Wilson, through Justin Timberlake, through Lance Armstrong, through Adam Scott… Kate doesn’t look back, and she most certainly doesn’t cling. Full Story

Restrain yourself

November 6, 2009 09:12:03 Posted at November 6, 2009 09:12:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story

Pissing away Oscar

October 1, 2009 12:03:00 Posted at October 1, 2009 12:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are actors like James Franco who doesn't need the street cred and isn't a money whore who is willing to work it on daytime television just because he's curious and available (more on this tomorrow) and then there's Mo'Nique who delivers an outstanding, breathtaking performance in the sure to be nominated Oprah-backed Precious and she's refusing to promote it. Full Story