Smutty Social Media, Thursday April 9, 2015
Sandra Bernhard and Lorraine Bracco be still my f-cking heart!!!
Gisele hugging a giant ass tree.
Forests are vital to life on Earth. They purify the air we breathe, filter the water we drink, offer a home to much of the world’s diverse array of plants and animals. And even doing all those things and much more for us, it is being destroyed at a rate of 48 football fields per minute. Awareness is the first step to really making a change. I support #HUGATREE #lovenature @world_wildlife 🌳🌳🌳 As florestas são vitais para a vida na terra. Elas purificam o ar que respiramos, filtram a água que bebemos, oferecem um lar para grande parte das plantas e animais. E mesmo fazendo tudo isso e muito mais para nós, elas estão sendo destruídas a uma taxa de 48 campos de futebol por minuto. A consciência é o primeiro passo para a mudança. Eu apoio #hugatree #amoanatureza
Hugh Jackman 20 years ago, my God he is aging well.
You know who has the best job in the world right now? The person writing the screenplay for Mariah Carey’s Christmas movie. I don’t know if I want her to be married to Santa or play a single mother waitress whose talent for singing is discovered while she mops the floor. Either way, it all culminates at the Rockefeller Centre tree lighting.
Bella Thorne, who is desperately trying to become a thing, with her “homie” Patrick Schwarzenegger. Just friends, smiley face. Which, to me, doesn’t actually mean just friends. Or she wants us to think that it doesn’t mean just friends. The lean in, the “follow him”. Maybe Bella and Patrick are just friends who got caught by the paps in an innocent moment, and she wanted to pre-empt the gossip. You can be young and hot and full of hormones and just want to hang out right? She also showed her suitcase packed for Coachella. Do you think Miley is into Coachella? It just seems so basic now.
This photo of Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld completely cracks me up, especially the capitalization of ONE in the caption.