Here’s Anne Hathaway going for a walk with her dog Esmeralda yesterday in LA. It’s almost been a year since Annie won her Oscar. She’s kept a pretty low profile since then. Still working steadily but much less visible than she was during the campaign. Evidently, when she’s not campaigning, she doesn’t want to be photographed. Because after picking up Esmeralda’s sh-t, she left the bag on a pap’s windshield.

Are you rolling your eyes? I’m rolling my eyes. Because it’s not clever if you’re paying attention. It’s not clever if you’re giving something back, even if it’s feces wrapped in plastic. Feces wrapped in plastic is still engaging. And then you give them a story to tell.