LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Ashley’s lilac sequins Worst dress at the People’s Choice Awards. This colour…it’s just so awful when there’s SO MUCH OF IT. And then when there’s this much of it… in sequins. It’s the kind of choice you expect from a teenager who’s just getting into glamour By Lainey • Jan 19, 2017 03:55 pm
Joe Jonas The Other Jonas’s Virginity The Jonas brother who isn’t Nick (or the third who doesn’t count) talked about his penis size in a Reddit AMA and no one cared. What people do seem to care about is what Joe said about losing his virginity to Ashley Greene. Remember when they were a By Kathleen • Oct 14, 2016 01:23 pm
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Friends and Fitness Hi Hayley! I struggle with keeping a fitness routine. Personality-wise, I’m a rather spontaneous person and love travel and adventure and I guess, I’m not the best with routines in general. I’m relatively active. I do some form of water activity like paddle boarding, surfing, or windsurfing By Hayley • Oct 15, 2015 03:09 pm
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: TRX+ Hi Hayley! I'm a university student and I've recently started taking some TRX classes. I'm loving it and it kicks my butt, so I feel great after! I was just wondering about your thoughts on TRX, and what I should be doing other than By Hayley • Oct 02, 2013 10:12 am
Dumbass Are they offering refunds? Crowdfunding for movies with established stars attached – it’s all a bit confusing isn’t it? Like, why would I give money to James Franco? (Read Sarah’s thoughts on it here). Not that I’m telling anyone how to spend their money, but $40 for a T-shirt from a By Maria • Jul 18, 2013 10:42 am
Assy Hair MET Marchesa HAHAHAHAHAHA: Ashley Greene HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You know who else wore Marchesa? Heidi Klum. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA By Lainey • May 07, 2013 05:12 am
Hook Ups Ryan Phillippe is banging Ashley Greene? You know that old Hollywood math where two B-list dating equals one A-list couple? Well if Ashley Greene and Ryan Phillippe are really together, they’re the opposite of that. Full disclosure, I’m not a math professor, but it seems like a self-evident scientific fact that Ashley + Ryan = Desperate By Dean • Mar 22, 2013 02:03 pm
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Fitness Magazine Promises While I was in Mexico I actually had the time to sit down and relax and in that process I picked up one of those fitness magazines that stare at you every time you are in a grocery store line up. On the cover it said “Get your dream body By Hayley • Feb 27, 2013 08:53 am
BFFs Perfect Best Friends Lindsay Lohan somehow talked someone into giving her a ticket to the AMFAR event last night New York in advance of NY Fashion Week. Can’t believe she was allowed in wearing that f-cking weave. How is this considered acceptable hair? Anyway, Ashley Greene was also at the event and By Lainey • Feb 07, 2013 12:06 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Ashley’s nude Super Bowl I don’t know if it’s the stylist or if it’s Ashley Greene, but there’s something deliberate about how badly she dresses. Why is this length? The most unflattering length for her (really great) body? And why is the cheap nude heels? I call it “knock-off nude” By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 08:55 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Ashley Greene’s leather peplum One or the other, but both the shorts and the peplum top in combination? Definitely no. The shorts look like a different cut of leather, less shiny, and so much more casual, especially with that split on the side. By Lainey • Jan 17, 2013 04:25 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Ashley Greene’s terrible sheer Later on I’ll be posting some shots of Emma Stone at this event and you can see the difference between a proper young movie star and... Ashley Greene, aspiring Oscar-winner. By Lainey • Nov 14, 2012 10:23 am
Famewhores Twilight’s two future Oscar winners Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win By Lainey • Nov 13, 2012 09:37 am
Famewhores Ashley Greene is still working hard And her publicist too. Fresh off the underwhelming performance of her movie Apparition - the reviews for it are now at 2% on Rotten Tomatoes - a curious new item about Ashley Greene has appeared on today’s Page Six. If you recall, Page Six last choked itself on Greene By Lainey • Aug 29, 2012 11:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Ashley Greene still isn’t Kristen Stewart About a week before US Weekly exposed the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders affair, a brilliantly hilarious item appeared in Page Six about how Ashley Greene was taking over Stewart as the go-to girl from Twilight. Click here for a refresher. Somehow the Post’s writer managed to get through the article By Lainey • Aug 27, 2012 11:45 am
Girly Throw Downs The As IF of the summer Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. For the past four years, “Twilight” siren By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 01:10 pm
