Smutty Social Media, November 28, 2016

Posted by Maria at November 28, 2016 19:28:34 November 28, 2016 19:28:34

The Victoria’s Secret marketing avalanche has begun.

we're off!

A photo posted by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on
Nov 27, 2016 at 5:53am PST

The Third Best Joker wants someone to know he’s thinking about them.

Thinking about you

A photo posted by JARED LETO (@jaredleto) on
Nov 28, 2016 at 12:47am PST

Naomi Campbell is going to focus more on her acting career, but will she ever top the masterpiece that is Cool as Ice? Gwyneth was offered a part in that film as well; her dad made her turn it down.

“I just go to that place of pain." @IAmNaomiCampbell wants you to know that she can act and has no problem crying on command. The legendary supermodel opens up about focusing on her acting career on wmag.com. Photo by @StevenKleinStudio, styled by @Edward_Enninful; W magazine December 2016.

A photo posted by W magazine (@wmag) on
Nov 28, 2016 at 6:23am PST

Ryan Phillippe is not into love locks. His posts from Paris have been quite surly. He did split with his fiancée earlier this month.

❤️🔒 peeps write their names, lock em to bridge, & toss key into the river seine. at one point 700,000 locks, so that means a lot of thin, shitty, keys rusting below, as most couples have prob unlocked...

A photo posted by @ryanphillippe on
Nov 27, 2016 at 12:17pm PST

Margot Robbie doesn’t post a lot so I’m not sure if this is her home but I love the look of it.

'Tis the season 🎄

A photo posted by @margotrobbie on
Nov 27, 2016 at 1:43pm PST

Have John Mayer and Mandy Moore ever dated? It feels like they should have dated, but I don’t know if they actually did or if I’m just mixing up the John and Wilmer pool. Those two have so much overlap.

Just saw the first episode of ‘This is Us’ and I’m hooked. Cryin’ and hooked.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 26, 2016

Side-eye alert: Diane Kruger complaining about a 6-day work week.

This day may never end...6 day work weeks sucks balls 🏀 #sotired #Idontevenwantadrinkandthatssayingsomething #wehavethebestcrewthoughthankyouforstickingitout #IntheFade

A photo posted by Diane Kruger (@dianekruger) on
Nov 26, 2016 at 2:25pm PST

No one noticed Calvin Harris’s Easter egg so he had to point it out. This narrative is becoming exhausting: some people thought the girl riding the horse in his My Way video was a reference to Taylor Swift’s Blank Space video. So maybe the background shot in This Is What You Came For was a hint that she wrote the song? Whatever the case he’s dying for you to talk about him and Taylor again.