Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 24, 2016 Sofia Vergara gave an interview to PeopleStyle and said she puts mascara and blush on around the house, even if she’s just going to shower. Do you think her towels always have post-makeup smear on them? Just walking around the woods❤️❤️❤️❤️ A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) onAug By Maria • Aug 24, 2016 03:00 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 23, 2016 Dane Cook holds a grudge like a megalomaniac billionaire. And he’s not up on his news – how is he just hearing about Gawker now?! Good ol’ Dane piqued my interest, so if you are wondering what he is so upset about, maybe it’s the time Gawker categorized him By Maria • Aug 23, 2016 04:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 22, 2016 Katie Holmes confirms that she was in the Hamptons for Jamie Foxx, but also included a #friendship tag. Usually I would find this extremely annoying celebrity behaviour, but considering how she had to ninja her way out of her last marriage, I don’t blame her. I think public declarations By Maria • Aug 22, 2016 01:14 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 19, 2016 Left and middle asses belong to Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough. Do you think they went bottomless, or did they pull down their bikini bottoms? Is bottomless the new topless? Four Full moons in Ida-hoe 🍑 #Cheeky #Repost @juleshough with @repostapp ・・・ Full moons! 🌝🌝🌝 A photo posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) onAug By Maria • Aug 19, 2016 01:59 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 18, 2016 One of Lainey’s favourite un-Swoki couples, Sam Rockwell and Leslie Bibb. Do you think she could ever convince him to join Instagram? he doesn't trust you...i keep trying to convince him, but no g-o- #sammyandleslie A photo posted by Leslie Bibb (@mslesliebibb) onAug 11, 2016 at By Maria • Aug 18, 2016 02:36 pm
Blake Shelton Blake Shelton’s takeback Yesterday I wrote about some old tweets of Blake Shelton’s popping up. I predicted he wouldn’t be quick to apologize because it wouldn’t matter either way – this mini scandal won’t hurt him. Well I was wrong –not about the scandal hurting him, but the apology. You By Maria • Aug 18, 2016 11:04 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 17, 2016 Brazilian authorities tried to seize Ryan Lochte’s passport because they think he’s lying about this robbery, but he is already back in the US. What the actual f-ck is going on? It’s a Gone Girl Olympics Scandal. https://t.co/LgkoJe4qkm pic.twitter.com/Ed3V6vWhuf— Ryan Lochte By Maria • Aug 17, 2016 02:18 pm
Douchebags Blake Shelton’s Tweet and Delete Is there anyone worse than the person who fancies themselves a modern-day Archie Bunker? “I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.” Ya you are actually VERY racist. Archie Bunker was a commentary on deep-rooted systemic racism and a (purposely) small-minded buffoon scared of his own shadow. But what does By Maria • Aug 17, 2016 12:03 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 16, 2016 When your jeans are so tight you can only fit 3 fingers in the pocket. Do you think he had to lie down on the bed and use a coat hanger to zip them up? In this photo I try to casually put my left hand in my pocket but By Maria • Aug 16, 2016 03:31 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 15, 2016 Joanna and I have been emailing back and forth about Drake’s “mature woman” crushes. Sarah Silverman and Shania Twain – Drizzy has good taste. Do you think Rihanna teases him about it? WCE 💙 A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) onMay 13, 2016 at 10:55am PDT My WCW even though By Maria • Aug 15, 2016 02:31 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 12, 2016 Turtle is engaged, and the ring is surprisingly tasteful. I like a solitaire. I SAID YES!!! Wait I mean... I've had many great blessings in my life. But this one by far is the best of all time. You are the greatest person I ever met! A photo By Maria • Aug 12, 2016 03:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 11, 2016 “Petite or thin”, what’s the difference? I love how no one just says “skinny” anymore. They want the lead to be skinny. Note the adjectives: pretty, sexy, attractive. So I’m sensing they are going for a look here. I'm still on the email list for casting By Maria • Aug 11, 2016 01:48 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews JLo and The Godmother Have you watched Cocaine Cowboys? It is one of those documentaries you have to watch twice because the first time some jerk (like me) keeps saying things like “it was how much money?” or “they hid how much cocaine?”. The numbers are so ginormous it is mind boggling, especially when By Maria • Aug 11, 2016 11:08 am
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 10, 2016 So this guy, Joseph Kahn (he directs Taylor Swift videos) goes out of his way to comment on/insert himself into stories but thinks gossip is feminine and thus beneath him? And the transgender joke, very edgy (in 1986). Awww Buffy and Brenda. My #mondaymuse (and really every day #muse) By Maria • Aug 10, 2016 01:58 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 9, 2016 I like Anne’s musings on jean shorts much more than I liked her defense of Jennifer Lawrence. There is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy (or ever). There is no shame if it takes longer than you think it will to lose the weight (if you want to By Maria • Aug 09, 2016 02:24 pm
Celebrity Social Media Smutty Social Media, August 8, 2016 Jessica Biel’s restaurant Au Fudge was graced with a visit from Dembabies and the Elusive Chanteuse Butterfly. There are a lot of pillows, do you think her caravan includes an SUV full of extra pillows in case the seating options aren’t sufficient? Kids night out 🎉🎉🎉 #demkids #alwaysbedembabies @aufudge By Maria • Aug 08, 2016 04:21 pm
