Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for May 5, 2017

David Spade recognizes this pinched, “everything is fine” facial expression.

This is every girl ive had dinner with listening to my stupid drunk stories thinking 'you're fucking dead when we get in the car.'

A post shared by David Spade (@davidspade) onMay 3, 2017 at 7:28am PDT

Teenage Justin Theroux looks so different than adult Justin Theroux, right?

How far we going back?...Way back. #tbt 14yo #firstloveleatherjacket

A post shared by @justintheroux onMay 4, 2017 at 9:06pm PDT

The SNL snack selection looks really good. Pretzels are so underrated. I can’t remember the last time someone put out a bowl of pretzels at a party. Is it my age? Are pretzels for young people and old people are expected to enjoy charcuterie plates (which frankly I am really tired of)?

Read-thru with Chris Pine! #SNL #SNLBackstage

A post shared by Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl) onMay 3, 2017 at 4:51pm PDT

When Tom Ford met Frances Bean.

This is when @space_witch666 met @tomford ! Mega met !

A post shared by Courtney Love Cobain (@courtneylove) onMay 4, 2017 at 2:34pm PDT

The little boy in the photo is Richie Akiva, owner of 1Oak (and Wolfpack member). Look at Tom Cruise’s quads!

1989 TriBeCa Nyc On Set of the movie Cocktail with Tom Cruise Acid washed jeans in full effect! 80's baby! #tbt #tribeca #bornandraised

A post shared by RICHIE AKIVA (@richie_akiva) onMay 4, 2017 at 2:02pm PDT

The three different tones of red in this outfit are making me angry. They are too similar to be clashing but don’t match, either.

#studio 🎤#lovers

A post shared by Kylie Minogue (@kylieminogue) onMay 4, 2017 at 1:32pm PDT

This picture cracked me up because Lainey always calls BB-8 a famewhore.

Will there be any royal cameos in the next #StarWars movie? All we can say to Prince William and Prince Harry is #MayThe4thBeWithYou. See more photos from the princes' set visit at the link in bio. #StarWarsDay #TBT

A post shared by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onMay 4, 2017 at 2:05pm PDT

Kristin Cavallari was working the MET Gala for E! and I wonder if, for celebrities of a certain ilk who would never get the invite, that feels as good as going.