Celebrity Social Media, July 31, 2019

This morning, I wrote about the possible cancellation of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and what it means for the brand. One of my favourite celebrity social media posts, ever, is about Victoria’s Secret. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 

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A post shared by Erin Foster (@erinfoster) on Nov 28, 2016 at 5:04pm PST

Do you think The Rock uses a Moleskine notebook? Or does he go for something more luxurious, like a Smythson or Hermes. I don’t see him spending $600 on paper, even though he could obviously afford it. 

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A post shared by therock (@therock) on Jul 30, 2019 at 11:58pm PDT

The Righteous Gemstones, a new HBO show about a family of televangelists starring John Goodman and Danny McBride, is premiering in August. It’s already programmed into my PVR. Danny went on Kimmel to promote this show, and he told a story about Kanye West. Basically, Kanye called Danny out of the blue, flew down to Charleston to meet him and pitched him on a biopic, with McBride playing Kanye. It sounds wild, and exactly like something Kanye would do. Danny said the pitch was brilliant. Kanye has earned every eyeroll he gets, but is no one else even a little intrigued by this? “Brilliant” is a strong word. 

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A post shared by Danny McBride (@lone_wolf_mcbride) on Jul 30, 2019 at 5:10pm PDT

Antoni Porowski and Jonathan Van Ness are always joking about being together, which means they aren’t, but maybe they want to be? I wonder if there’s a friendzone situation happening here, or a FWB situation, or if it’s just a highly flirtatious vibe, all the time. 

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A post shared by Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) on Jul 30, 2019 at 4:46pm PDT

I might not watch this movie, but I would gleefully read Sarah’s review of it. 

*dominic toretto gets ready to eject himself out of a space shuttle into the unforgiving harshness of outer space*

“you don’t need oxygen...”

*shifts car into first gear, revs engine*

“...when you’ve got family” https://t.co/TRfCPjeS3N— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) July 27, 2019