Celebrity Social Media Round-Up for May 3, 2017

My favourite MET Gala subgenre: celebrities smoking in the bathroom. The NY Daily News had a whole story on it: Dakota Johnson’s dress is much cooler from this angle (and yes that’s Armie Hammer vaping in the background).

Smoking in the girls room #metgala @chardefrancesco @courtneylove @space_witch666

A post shared by Marc Jacobs (@themarcjacobs) onMay 1, 2017 at 6:31pm PDT

I have been doing some MET Gala math. Stella McCartney dressed three people: Gisele, Naomi Watts and Kate Hudson. Stella posted a picture with all three. Naomi and Kate both posted photos with one another, but none with Gisele. Gisele posted a photo of herself and a few with Tom, but none with the other women (she tagged Stella). And if we’re playing photo assumption (which I am), there’s a bit of a tightness here, no?

My gals! x Stella #MetGala

A post shared by Stella McCartney (@stellamccartney) onMay 1, 2017 at 7:59pm PDT

I’m taking from this that the invite hasn’t been extended yet which… she’s an interesting dresser, even on the red carpet. And Michelle Williams has attended (but as a guest of a designer, so probably doesn’t get a plus one). I’d very much like to see what Busy pulls out for a theme.

Obligatory ironic met ball post. But for real, someday I would like to go. As someone who loves crazy fashion, I feel like it would be super fun to see all the dresses in person (and to get to wear one..)🤷‍♀️

A post shared by Busy Philipps (@busyphilipps) onMay 1, 2017 at 8:01pm PDT

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

I'm in good company 😂😂😂😂😂😂

A post shared by DIDDY (@diddy) on May 2, 2017 at 1:56pm PDT

I feel like I missed so many people at the MET Gala this year, including Sophie Turner with Joe Jonas. Still catching up.

These two ❤️

A post shared by Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) onMay 1, 2017 at 11:18pm PDT

George keeps showing off these onesies and, as Lainey pointed out, one is pink and one is blue. Boy/girl?

When you send your friend onesies and he thinks they're @casamigos coozies. #firsttimedad

A post shared by Rande Gerber (@randegerber) onMay 1, 2017 at 10:06am PDT

Over the weekend TMZ reported that Aaron Rodgers and Kelly Rohrbach were on a golf date. If you recognize her name, it’s because she was Leo’s last bonafide before his current bonafide. And she’s starring in the new Baywatch movie. Because Aaron Rogers is super duper low-key and isn’t into the Hollywood life.

@michaelkors 🌴🌴🌴

A post shared by @kellyrohrbach onApr 27, 2017 at 11:13am PDT

Hard to believe this gem is on his fourth marriage.

When I was much younger in Hollywood, I was sexually harassed all the time by women. I liked it. It was fun. I think it was called flriting— Chuck Woolery (@chuckwoolery) May 2, 2017

Zoe Kravitz took this photo.