I was just talking about Christopher Meloni’s ass yesterday in this space, and now his whole body is being featured in Men’s Health. Which has now gone viral because, well, the internet has been thirsty for Christopher Meloni all year and there are no signs of that thirst being quenched any time soon. I can get behind this. It makes more sense to me than the time Twitter was parched for Thanos. SERIOUSLY? I know it’s been a few years but I’m still not over this. Thanos is NOT hot. (Go Fug Yourself) 

 

Boy Sh-t is the Best Sh-t, now here comes the directors’ cut as James Gunn is now commenting on Martin Scorsese’s comments about superhero movies (is that redundant)? OK, to be fair, we’re not talking Vin Diesel and The Rock level boy sh-t. But James is suggesting that Marty has an ulterior motive, disparaging superhero movies in order to generate interest of his own, while paying tribute to Marty’s legacy. A compliment wrapped in a conspiracy theory. (Dlisted) 

Some people know John Corbett as Aidan from Sex and the City. But an entire, much younger, generation knows him as Lara Jean Covey’s dad. Aidan or Lara Jean Covey’s dad is now married. (Cele|bitchy) 

Conan O’Brien has a new voice, and he’s talking about and with his new voice on his podcast and now I want to know what Will Arnett thinks of it. (Pajiba) 

 

Have you heard Silk Sonic’s new song “Skate”? “Leave The Door Open” is one of my favourite tracks of the year, because it sounds great but also because the lyrics crack me up. Same goes for “Skate”. One of the lines is: “You smell better than a barbecue”, LOL. That’s a compliment as far as I’m concerned, because a barbecue smells the best. Which must be why there are now meat candles on the market. F-ck your lavender candle, get out the meat candle and let it burn to the sweet beats of Silk Sonic. (The Cut)