It’s been great seeing Glenn Close on the front row circuit at Paris Fashion Week, first at Dior, where she hung out with Rihanna, and then at Armani Privé where she was sat with Gwyneth Paltrow and Juliette Binoche. Glen is sublime in this long velvet jacket with the embellished lapels. Gwyneth’s jacket is pretty great, too, with the trim detailing and the pearl buttons…

Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Giorgio Armani Privé Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on January 23, 2024 in Paris, France

But I’m too distractedby her hair. Did you see her Instagram post about her hair a couple of weeks ago? I’m thinking about her hair because she asked me to think about her hair – in the video and the caption: 

A friend of mine, who is a blonde, send this to me and her text underneath the reel read: “How can I get hair like Gwyneth Paltrow??? said nobody ever”. 


I don’t see the lie. Who are the people who “want to know everything” about Gwyneth’s hair? You mean, like, how to avoid hair that looks like Gwyneth’s? It is SO fried, constantly, so when she’s out here trying to sell hair products and writing in the caption of her post that she’s developed a hair care routine that “truly nourishes and restores” her hair which leads to “shiny, bouncy, healthy-looking results”… are we, um, sure that she’s the best model for it? 

There are so many other blondes in Hollywood with better and healthier blonde hair that I’m legit confused by consumers who would go to GP for hair advice, if they actually exist. Just as confused as many of you were by JLo selling low calorie spritzers. Remember how mad people were when JLo launched Delola because she’s known to not drink much? Where’s that same energy when Gwyneth is telling you to buy the goop hair products that… don’t seem to be working on her?!?

Anyway, speaking of JLo, she f-cking brought it at the Schiaparelli show earlier this week and today showed up at Elie Saab with… not that much. I hate it. I hate it SO much I’m actually mad because it’s new and it’s boring.


 Like Elie Saab has been doing the same sh-t for years and it’s baffling why people freak out over these tired ass looks. 


Like if you’re looking for ball gowns and princess dresses, florals and lace and feathers and big drama, Miss Sohee is doing it better than the veterans. Miss Sohee also presented today at PFW. Look at all this  brilliance – every look here is a banger but the first dress, for me, high collar, cap sleeve, white, criss-cross beading and opening up to a feathered hem is unbelievable, SO breathtaking. 


But if you’re looking for JLo vibes, this was the showstopper:

Seriously, why don’t we see more Miss Sohee at the major Hollywood award shows? SAGs? BAFTAs? Oscars? Who this year is going to wake up to fresh and modern and exciting that is Miss Sohee?!