I had a hard time believing at first that these photos are of Brie Larson. But, indeed, this is Brie Larson. From 2006. Which, sure, a lot has happened in the last 15 years but I don’t remember…this hair?! Is it a wig? And like the Fug Girls, I also learned today that Bobby Cannavale and Annabella Sciorra were a couple. (Go Fug Yourself) 

 

Paris Hilton is saying she might change up to ten times for her wedding which… is excessive, for sure. At Chinese weddings though, there are a lot of dress changes, and it’s pretty much tradition at this point. I changed three times, or was it four? I can’t remember all of it, but there was the traditional gown, then another western style formal dress that was silver, then my cheongsam, and then I think there was a departure outfit. I’ve been to a wedding where the bride changed seven times. But I’ve never been to a ten-change wedding. And now I’m wondering if I’d like to experience it. (Dlisted) 

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle cover this week’s issue of PEOPLE because the paperback edition of Finding Freedom with a new epilogue is coming out at the end of the month. And of course the British tabloids are pressed and misinterpreting the content to stoke more hate and division. On brand! (Cele|bitchy) 

I really, really, really want to know what those biscuits taste like on Ted Lasso. You know what I imagine them tasting like? You’re going to say I’m basic but Walkers shortbread. They remind me of airports. Why is shortbread such a travel thing? Anyway, you know what I made recently after I saw it on TikTok? Ice cream bread. It’s so easy. Just three ingredients: ice cream, self-rising flour, and Oreo cookies. And they come out a little crusty, like biscuits. (Pajiba) 

 

So… it’s been almost six months since Bennifer 2021 after Alex Rodriguez got fired from being Jennifer Lopez’s plus-one. In that time, do you know what he’s been doing? You do, but you’ve barely been paying attention because, as established, he’s no longer JLo’s plus-one. But also because no one wants to feel the fontrum, aka second-hand embarrassment. Yes, we are tired of getting second-hand embarrassment from ARod. (Gawker)