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Crude? Yes. But I’m not the one getting pleasured under the table in front of a roomful of dinner patrons – so says Page Six. According to their sources, Dina was a the Kobe Club the other night, skirt hiked up and givin’er with some dude who had his hand shoved underneath her napkin … because every mother with a problematic, alcoholic Hollywood child star should be getting fingerf*cked while her daughter cokes up her eyeballs all the way across the country. Thank Goddess my Lilo has found my Drew. And if Drew’s example is any inspiration, Dina Lohan will be crying on Dr Phil and posing for Playboy a la Jade Barrymore before you know it. Source

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