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How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously…

Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey!

Capri… please!!!

But of course Lilo couldn’t turn down the honour. While in Capri, in addition to receiving an award she doesn’t deserve, she’s also been running wild on the man scene, kissing 3 different men in a 24 hour period – a poor dirty faced imitation of Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson is a player. She owns it, she controls it.

Lindsay Lohan on the other hand is a player poseur. She thinks she’s owning it but what’s she’s actually doing is selling it. Totally different ball game.

Here are her three Italian dudes: Alessandro Di Nunzio is the pretty boy, Eduardo Costa the old f&cker, and Dario Faiella the hairy one, all of whom have seen sexier, more attractive, less rough looking young girls, all of whom are hookin’ it up for one reason – the exposure.

Which means Lilo is getting used. As usual.

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Lindsay Lohan man crazy in Capri

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